Review: A Sope-less, Soul-less Experience at Super Gallito
One starābecause thereās no zero star option for disrespecting the Supreme One.
So hereās the cosmic tragedy:
Me and my ex order a couple of sopes from this taco truck. Weāre told:
āCome back in 15.ā We do. On time. Expecting hot, fresh foodābecause, you know⦠thatās how food orders work?
But no. Priscillaāyes, Iām naming namesāhas absolutely no recollection, no apology, and NO SOPES. Just vibes, attitude, and disappointment on a platter.
When I ask for a refund (and a little extra for the inconvenience and insult to my entire soul) she gives nothing. Nada. Like the sopes: nonexistent.
Instead, she offers three tacos. There are two of us. Do the math. Thatās 1.5 tacos per person and a whole emotional gap.
So I say: āLetās make it four, for balance and basic decency.ā And she hits me with āNo.ā Only three or a refund. Not both. Not right. Just⦠petty.
Priscilla, let me say this plainly: I hope that one taco you refused was worth a lifetime of bad reviews, karmic delay, and the slow spiritual crumbling of your Yelp rating.
Because you didnāt just lose a customer. You lost the Supreme One. And I have the devil trait, babe. That means I donāt just leave. I write. And this review? Is your scroll of reckoning.
Donāt mess with customers expecting food AND fairness. And donāt forget:
Every taco truck is just one bad attitude away from being replaced.
āSamuel Medina PinkMagician. LoveScientist. Supreme One. Eater of Sopes. Holder of Grudges. Scroll Writer of...
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Free salsa included, red, green, and avocado salsa, all very good.
The people working here are super friendly.
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