Mykonos

This is literally a joke as a restaurant. Don't go.

I asked for THE LARGE Greek salad, the pork souvlaki and the fried calamari.

I asked first for the LARGE Greek Salad and I even asked if it was not too big (silly) the waiter (there are 6 waiters and 2 tables only but they won't see you to attend) said it was OK for 2... The salad and the calamari supposed to arrive together before the main course (the souvlaki) but they forgot to bring the calamari and arrived after asking with great difficulty for a waiter couple of times after the main course (tried to cancel but they bring it just when I finished the main course and I was asking to cancel and I kept it.

Salad arrived first and literally was a 5 inch oval plate, and has nothing at all to do with Greek anything. 13 dollars. It is a bed of lettuce like the one they put in a big Mac, over, 3 thin slices of Roma tomato (small) 2 olives with seed (I'm not kidding) and shredded feta cheese (maybe 1 gram?) with 2 or 3 drops of vinager... Completely laughable, 3 hours later at home, I was still laughing, thinking that it was somebody at the back of the restaurant laughing at the situation when happened ...

The souvlaki is 2 pins with 4 small pieces of pork grilled with no condiment at all, very dry and insipid over (again) a bed of lettuce (bigger than the one from the LARGE Greek salad with French fries (those horrible frosen ones from the super market) also insipid and Mah... 22 dollars!

The fried calamari is just Meh... Bedded deep fried with no condiment at all 2 slices of lime and the sauce for deep-in, what do you thing? Something special Greek sauce? No... Cetchup! 15 dollars.

This restauran has cero effort for the food, the service is horrible and the prices are ridiculous. Don't even try.