Ike's Love & Sandwiches — Restaurant in Monrovia

There's a dueterocanonical text discovered among the Nag Hammadi that recounts Cains story after murdering his brother in 4153 BC. In the scroll, textual critics and Old Testament scholars believe that after marrying, Cain fathered 5- not 4- sons: Enoch, Olad, Lizpha, Fosal, and Matt.

While his first four brothers lived recklessly (Enoch was famously canceled for something his great great grandson said about paying revenge back 77x), Matt, an avid chef and bread baker, dedicated his life to the Lord.

In 4068 BC, after decades of obsessive craftsmanship and iterative experiments, Matt offered up a burnt offering to surpass all burnt offerings. It was a sandwich the likes of which our young planet had never seen. A sandwich that shook the nations, cured hunger, and brought down heavenly blessings of love and faithfulness to Matt's family for a thousand generations.

It was the Matt Cain.

Matt died seconds later, of course, as creating this sandwich had cost his weathered body everything. However, his magnum opus lives on to this day - a beautiful synthesis of fresh ingredients and warm crusty bread. The Matt Cain is the kind of sandwich that brings tears to your eyes as you find yourself yearning for heaven. The kind of sandwich that evokes nostalgia for a time long since forgotten. A time when you weren't procrastinating from your studies while writing a review that nobody would ever read.

Tldr: 5/5, will have to try some of the...

"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache… But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother." These are the last lines of George Orwell's 1984. Big Brother, the fictional dictator of Oceania, ensured there was a constant reminder of his presence everywhere his enslaved populace looked.

I felt the same sense of domination and supremacy as no less than 60 depictions of Ike watched me as I entered. The caricature of Ike was even smiling at me the way Big Brother smiled at Winston! The totality of Ike's presence was expressed once again as I looked at the seemingly endless menu. I had to gaze into infinity to make my choice, the Madison Bumgarner. The employee who took my order was extremely friendly and helpful- I wonder if she too feared Ike's omniscience.

The wait was a little longer than I expected, which gave me time to question my surroundings. Was Ike real, or was he just an embodiment created by the sandwich Inner Circle? Did Ike have a his own Ministry of Love (& Sandwiches)?

Finally my order was ready. After the first bite, I realized something… it was alright, everything was alright, and my struggle with hunger was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I...

I went in to pick up an order yesterday this will be the second time and the last time I already gave a bad review and this will be my second the service horrible the guy behind the counter tall with a ponytail and beard when I walked in he looked at me turned his head didn't even acknowledge me then the lady told me it'll be about 5 minutes it was more than that it was about 15 minutes I also wanted to mention that the guy seemed very angry with a bad attitude I overheard him conversating with the lady behind the counter and even using the f word not good at all plastic bags on the floor and it was even a bag of bread that sat on the floor for 8 minutes I took pictures of it and I even took pictures of the plastic empty bags he didn't even bother to pick it up the lady came to pick him up I even seen him throwing bread in the oven while he was making the sandwiches a very bad attitude not good for the business ike, I now will never go back check your cameras he is very bad no customer service skills at all not to mention he has a very...