Crumbl — Restaurant in Nashua

As I stepped into Crumbl, I felt like I entered the Cookie Multiverse of Madness. A scent so rich it could slap you across the face and whisper “diabetes” seductively. These cookies aren’t just baked—they’re born under a full moon and blessed by dessert druids.

Every week they rotate flavors like it’s a Netflix algorithm on steroids. I walked in for one cookie and walked out with a 6-pack that cost more than gas but felt more emotionally fulfilling.

Standout Stars:

🍪 Churro Cookie – Cinnamon-sugar seduction. One bite and I was ready to text my ex and forgive her. 🍪 Pink Sugar – Classic. Frosted like your childhood dreams but way more extra. 🍪 Biscoff Lava – I blacked out for a second. Might be illegal in 13 states. 🍪 Milk Chocolate Chip – Basic? Yes. But like, Kylie Jenner-basic — you’ll still crave it at 2am. 🍪 Cornbread Cookie – Southern charm meets sugar rush. Somehow comforting and chaotic at once.

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Tips for the Cookie Crusader: Warm ’Em Up – 10 seconds in the microwave turns these soft boys into lava-laced perfection. Don’t Sleep on the App – Weekly flavors drop like sneaker releases. Plan accordingly. Split the 4-Pack – Unless you want your blood sugar to qualify for a new tax bracket. Follow the Trend – Crumbl TikTok reviews are a lifestyle now. Record your reaction like it’s your audition for “Cookie Bachelor.” Milk Matters – Don’t forget the bev. These thicc cookies are moisture-demanding monsters.

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Verdict: Crumbl isn’t just a cookie shop—it’s a sugar-fueled emotional support experience. If cookies had horoscopes, these would all be Leos. Loud, extra, and designed to make you question your loyalty to traditional desserts.

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Final Thoughts: If cookies could talk, these ones would say, “You came for one. You’re leaving with a box. And trauma.” Mission...

awful. Me and my friend go in and order a few cookies and as they gave us our cookies, we went back out to my car to take a bite of them and I lifted up one of my cookies and there was a little piece of paper that said “big back“ as of right now, there’s a girl in that place of work that does not like the friend I was with and she’s always calling her names and stuff like that. So we go back in and address this issue asking why is there a piece of paper saying big back under my cookie and one of the girls says it’s from earlier and I might’ve accidentally went into the box because people can write funny names or their original name for them so they know what cookies theirs when they call the name out. But no, that was not the issue. There was a Time on that little piece of note and it was the time we were there waiting for our cookies. All the workers were lying to us, and my friend said I want to speak to your manager then one of the workers was apparently calling their manager and they said they were going to be right in to talk to us, but no, it was the police. It is so sad that these girls were making fun of my friend and her weight like that is disgusting the cops agreed with us. They were in the wrong and they should’ve never done that in the first place. So I hope that girl gets fired and I hope Crumbl cookie learns a big lesson because this is not a good way to treat your customers at all, and I will be getting to the end of this . And there were two girls taking videos of us But I will never be coming to Crumbl...

Never again!

My son had some cookies delivered for Father’s Day. They left the cookies at the Erin’s house at the same address in a different town. He called back and had them resend the order with a specific request to emphasize the name of the town so they got to me. Nope, the second order was delivered to the same house in the other town with a great big yellow label emphasizing the correct name of the town. maybe the driver couldn’t read. We drove to the other town and picked up the paper cookie boxes off the doorstep where they had been left in the rain. It has been poring all day. no way they left the two boxes at different times and them it started raining. To top it off one of the boxes had the wrong order with a note that they ran out of cookies, sorry, “here’s a coupon for 4 free cookies”. never mind the original order was for 6. Oh and yes, the boxes were soaked and one box had wet cookies in it. not good days for these guys. I don’t care for the cookies anyway, but I know they are expensive and my son was disappoint we had to go driving around to find his Father’s Day gift. no more crumble cookies for us. that’s just the way the...