Affy's Grill — Restaurant in New York

This spot felt like a straight-up coin toss based on the mixed reviews. Walking in, the front section had a sleek, modern vibe, and the staff was genuinely friendly and attentive. That gave me hope—but the food? Absolute disaster.

The worst part? Everyone in our group had been fasting, so we were starving and ready for a solid meal. It was nice that they had dates and water waiting—that ended up being the best thing we ate. They also served complimentary chips and salsa, but the chips were stale, like they had been sitting out since the night before. At first, I thought maybe we just got a bad batch, but looking around, no one else was touching theirs either.

Then came the appetizers—jalapeño poppers and calamari. The poppers had zero seasoning, so you basically had to drown them in BBQ sauce just to make them edible. The calamari tasted like it had been fried in oil older than the restaurant itself. Not a great start.

Now, let’s talk about the real disaster—the “sizzling steak.” I’ve been to plenty of places that serve sizzling plates, but never in my life have I seen someone throw plain basmati rice directly onto a scorching hot plate. It burned into a rock-hard crust, and not in a good way. The so-called “vegetables” were just sad frozen string beans and broccoli. They asked if I wanted sauce for my steak, and the options were laughable—sweet chili? On a steak? At that point, I knew this meal was a lost cause. The steak itself? A tiny, rubbery piece of meat so tough it could’ve been repurposed into a car tire.

To make things worse, their mocktails were priced the same as real cocktails. You’re paying fine-dining prices for overpriced juice.

Look, if you’ve only ever eaten halal food and have nothing else to compare it to, maybe you’ll think this place is decent. But if you’ve ever stepped foot in an actual steakhouse or had real Mexican food, this place is straight-up offensive. They’re using restaurant depot ingredients, throwing together pre-made food, and charging prices like it’s fine dining. We literally had to leave and find another restaurant just to get a proper meal....

We went for lunch, had a large party and had a reservation. Luckily, when we arrived the place was practically empty.

If you go during the day, you can see all the greasy fingerprints on every chair. You could clearly see an abundance of food particles under the tables. The menus were covered in crumbs. Most pages of the menus were torn. There was only one person working as the hostess, waitress, and bus-person. She was clearly overwhelmed. We felt pretty bad for her.

Once we sat down, we were told the chips and salsa was not ready yet and they were making more. We received the chips an hour later, after seeing several other tables with chips. After being seated for about a half hour, we received glasses for our water. I ordered a margarita which was just a lemon lime slushy. The server spilled some of it on the floor and just left it there to air-dry. The first thing we ordered for the table was a full rack of ribs since it takes so long to make. The ribs came out minutes before our entree and they tried to give us just a half rack. After questioning the portion size, the other half came out about 10 minutes later. We also ordered calamari and wings for apps. Both were tasty. I particularly enjoyed the sauce with the calamari. All of the entrees were well seasoned. The steaks were overcooked. If you want medium-rare, ask for a rare steak. If you ask for a medium 10oz strip steak, expect it to be well well done. People in our party ordered filet mignon for lunch. After about 5 minutes, the waitress came back to tell us they were out of filet mignon and baked potatoes. We changed our order to ribeye. We were notified they only had one ribeye left. Apparently the meat wasn't defrosted in time for lunch service. We ordered poutine. I was really excited for the poutine... They gave us fries soaking in gravy with melted shredded cheese on top. I was very disappointed to say the least. Cherry on top? We went to celebrate someone's birthday. They forgot her order and rushed out an entree.

I'd go back again in a year. Hopefully, they'll...

I am excited to give Affy’s Grill a well-deserved five-star rating, following a sensational dining experience that highlighted exceptional cuisine, a warm atmosphere, and top-notch service. Affy’s Grill consistently impresses with its fusion of flavors, attention to detail, and a welcoming environment.

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The ambiance at Affy’s Grill adds significantly to the dining experience. The restaurant boasts a stylish yet comfortable setting that immediately puts guests at ease. The elegant decor, coupled with a friendly and inviting atmosphere, makes it an ideal spot for both special occasions and casual dining.

Customer service at Affy’s Grill is exceptional. The staff is attentive, courteous, and genuinely passionate about providing a memorable dining experience. Their knowledge of the menu and willingness to offer recommendations ensure that every guest feels valued and well cared for.

Moreover, Affy’s Grill’s commitment to quality extends to its drink selection. The carefully curated beverages complement the meals beautifully, ranging from refreshing cocktails to a selection of fine wines and beers. The attention to offering a complete dining experience is evident.

In conclusion, Affy’s Grill stands out as a culinary gem, offering a unique and delightful dining experience. Its fusion of flavors, elegant ambiance, and first-class service come together to create a truly remarkable visit. Whether you are a fan of classic grilling techniques or enjoy exploring new taste sensations, Affy’s Grill promises an exceptional experience that easily earns a glowing...