McDonald's — Restaurant in New York

Well run McDonald's open during the Covid-19 pandemic. Social distancing observed, markers placed on floor. Orders only taken at counter, kiosks are not used due to the pandemic. Dining room is closed and access to the dining room soda dispenser is not available during the pandemic. Sodas are filled on the kitchen side, so no refills, I expect, particularly due to the pandemic. Take-out only. Food as good as always. Now in regard to the much discussed and ballyhooed shenanigans that occurred here all those years ago: if you know where to look and look closely you can see the echo through time of the dent made in the wall when Ronald McDonald got into a kerfuffle with The Grimace. It was all over a misunderstanding that was predicated, and indeed, effectuated and arguably exacerbated by one Ham Burglar, a notorious petty thief and absconder of OPC (other people's calories.) Through a rather convoluted but deftly executed sleight-of-hand Ronald was misdirected into thinking that not only did Grimace eat his burger, but had origamied the wrapper into a form that is particularly offensive to practitioners of the Clownish Ways. This was the trigger that enraged Ronald, incuring the exceedingly rare, yet rightly fabled, Roiling Rage of Ronald the Red, a fearsome yet entrancing sight. Several witnesses, at least 11, INDEPENDENTLY verified seeing the same thing: the yellow and white of Ronald's clothes and skin glowed, one might even say glowered like the core of an atomic reactor. Further it was reported that the red in his arm stripes, lips, and hair, began to run. Some said it was ketchup, some said blood. What was not open for debate were the forensic findings following the matter: both ketchup and blood were found in the samples recovered. Much discussion has followed regarding the implications of this and continues to this day. Grimace was also deceived by the gluttonous yet unusually fit purloiner of processed patties. The as yet until that moment ineradicable presence of Grimace's milkshake was suddenly absent. Apparently, but still simply speculation, Mr. H. Burglar through an application of consummate prestidigitation, pilfered Grimace's libation while framing Ronald by deftly planting the milkshake lid partially inside Ronald's pocket. Upon realizing the absence of his drink, which may well be sustaining his existence, Grimace became alarmed and agitated. Spotting the lid poking from Ronald's pocket, Grimace let loose with an assaultive howl cacophonous, which Ronald saw as an extension of his perceived victimization by Grimace. Suddenly, Grimmace's visage distorted and his body glowed an erie purplish light. With a speed that mutiple witnesses characterized as "like lightning" and one witness stated was "praternatural", the two intertwined in an amalgam of mass and limbs, red fluid flew about the restaurant, and the mass of Grimace flew into a wall doing much damage, bending a girder. (Though eventually repaired, the echo of that massive expenditure of energy is still there, a shallow depression in the wall, hardly noticeable, unless sought out.) Interestingly, while this titanic engagement was occuring sending everyone running to the parking lot, staff and customer alike, it later was discovered that every hamburger in the building was stolen, the only witness was a nearsighted man taking out the trash from a neighboring store who said he turned upon hearing maniacal laughter to see the flash of a masked man wearing a cape darting out the back door of McDonald's precariously balancing a tall stack of boxes as he ran and disappeared. It took the intervention of Mayor McCheese to sort the matter, clear things up between Ronald and Grimace, and smooth things over with the shopping center's management. The hamburgers were...

A Message to McDonald's and all others wanting to go there: Through the thick and thin I drove, Past the other restaurants I dove, Only one could quench my hunger, I knew what I wanted and its number, But it was to my surprise when I walked in, Not everything had been where it had been, Not a human in sight, non near nor far, That was until I was going to get back in my car, "Do you need to order?", The Handsome Gentleman said "Yes" I replied, but in my tracks I was stopped dead For this was something I had not heard of this early, but alas, The man had asked,"Are you paying with a card, or do you prefer cash?" Shock, betrayal, and worse of all confusion, It wasn't as simple as it seemed, I wanted to pay for fusion, Some cash here, a card here or there, It seemed as though the employee did not care.

Cash I said, confused, but he could tell "1607 Debbie", another worker had to yell Averting my attention back, the young man pointed at the screen, To my horror it grew teeth and was very mean, Give me your money it seemed to say out loud, I was the only one who seemed to notice, out of the entire crowd, The man said," Do you know how to use the kiosk or do you need help?" Offended I replied,"NO! Perhaps in this rare circumcision I do, I shall yelp" Foolish child, me!? Help!? No! I have fought many battles here and fro, Regret in my voice as the small being kept away But alas, this Machine to me, could not sway. I had picked random items from left to right My bank and I did have a fight, For as the bill grew bigger, I ran into my least favorite people, I think most people can relate, My mother In-law She hath spoke of "Where's my daughter? Why can't I see her?" Nonsense of this and that, Listen dear reader, this is one reason I had wanted to yell drat Before when I saw this woman, I could ask for them to shoo her away, They would not comply, but I would still find another way, I could untie her shoes, and watch her fall, Just as I did, to prank her leaving the mall Nevertheless, I avoid this vile woman with all my might And look to see my order, and make sure its right Three hours I waited, this was absolutly absurd I could've hunted by now for duck or bird, This was until an employee pointed out my mistake, and it was very dear I had ordered enough food to last a family of 7 for a year, All because of this new kiosk, I had ordered everything galore After one pile came more and more and more It was said I sold out that whole store, The threats to my life I had to ignore Well with $16000 lost forever, seen without return I thought I should set this McDonalds down in a burn, Until I had awoke from my daydream, and saw it was my turn 908, was the number I had to learn, A double cheeseburger, some fries, and a soda I had not bought out the entire quota, Sweat down my face, eyes filled with tears This experience has made my whole year The kiosk really is grand, And even if you don't know how to use it, a person is there to lend a hand, Whether employee or customer, I know this will be the best summer -Regess...

if i could, i would give it zero stars.

first off, i am not one to make reviews, but this mcdonalds was so disappointing i had to.

today, i went with my friend, and this was not the first letdown this mcdonalds has given. i’ve doordashed food from this specific one multiple times; the nuggets were cold and sometimes overcooked. the fries are NEVER full, sometimes undercooked, and always cold. one time, i had ordered a large coke and they gave me a water bottle with no warning from my dasher or the store. had they let me know, i would’ve changed my decision and would not have been upset at all. there was one time they forgot all my sauces.

as for today, i have a lot of complaints. the whole place is run by teenagers, which isn’t even the upsetting part. it’s the fact that they were goofing around and were taking really long. there was a girl at the front who was literally just standing there and talking to an employee who had already clocked out.

i ordered a spicy deluxe crispy chicken sandwich (it has lettuce, spicy sauce, and tomatoes along with the chicken) without tomatoes. i open my bag to see a regular crispy chicken sandwich (mayo, lettuce and pickles). i personally don’t like mayo much and love spice, so i go to return it. the girl at the front takes it back and tells me it’s going to be remade. no apologies whatsoever or any remorse. in fact, she seemed annoyed.

i get a “new” one back only to see that it was the same sandwich with a tiny gloop of spicy sauce in the corner that’s spilled out into the box. the chicken was also overcooked.

the fries were immensely cold and hard to chew. the chicken nuggets were impossibly hard and overcooked. the only save about this awful meal was probably the napkins.

during my stay here, i saw 4 people go back up to get something remade, one of which was my friend. they were extremely rude to her as well.

the midland mcdonalds is significantly better in every category. i used to work there and trust me, those people are very kind and always double check their bags and food.

i am genuinely appalled at the terrible service and food here. i really wish i making all of this up, but i’m unfortunately not.

to give you more perspective, i don’t ever return food, that’s how bad it was. and this is possibly my third review i’ve ever written in my life. please, take your...