Rally's — Restaurant in Phoenix

Where do I begin… My best friend of 143 weeks and 4 days and I came here for the first time on April 2, 2022. That day, we drove all the way to downtown Phoenix to get waffles at our favorite woman-owned small business, La Hotkeria. Afterwards we were starving. We then found a cute little restaurant called Sotisse. They serve French food and we got a nice baguette (it was no complimentary but only a few dollars) with a green pasta. It was so delicious, however, the waiter was a creep. Afterwards, we were starving for a dessert. This is where the story goes downhill. We decided to try a new place called Rally’s. I had eaten their icecream here before, but my best friend of 1005 days had not, and I wanted her to share the experience with me. Let me pass the phone off to my best friend. Here she is. Now this is the best friend of 24,120 hours pov. It was a raining night clear sky we just came back from the rebounded shrek rave where we got to pretend to be shrek for the night and meet all his Farquhar (if you’ve never watched the movie it’s a small yet beautiful man standing 2’ 3 69 pounds he is really great you guys should watch it) and my best friend of 86,832,000 seconds had this idea of going to rally’s for strawberry and vanilla swirl cone (as of 2024 they discontinued the delicious yet spoiled (we’ll get into that more later) tasting strawberry vanilla but now chocolate don’t have it anymore I hate this place). I’m getting ptsd just writing this I have to hand the phone back to my best friend of 143 weeks and 4 days. Okay, hey guys it’s me again, I’m really sorry about that, my best fried of so many days is really going through a lot right now after recounting that experience so I’m gonna do it for her. We pull up, smiles on our faces, ready for some ice cold treats. We pull up to the ordering station, smiles still on our faces, and politely ask for two strawberry swirl cones. To our dismay, they told us they were only taking online orders. Ok. We hop on our phones and get to work. Unfortunately for us, the ice cream was not on the online menu. I have to hand the phone back to my BFF real quick I’m crying. Hey guys it’s the BFF again I can’t believe rally’s made my best friend cry…anyways I’m doing a little bit better now if you guys wanted to know I can continue with the experience now. We pulled up to the window and we explained the situation to the man who sighed really hard I think it was all the air out of his lungs if I had to guess. He said he had to get his manager and said and I quote “to deal with you dumb fucks” we really just wanted a sweet treat and that’s when our smiles started to fade. The manager came up to the window our memory is quite hazy due to the trauma they inflicted on us that one snowy night. He said “our cash register is down you guys are going to have to pay for it in another way if you know what I mean” … so we did. Hi there, it’s the other one again. My silly little best friend is making up stories I apologize. He did say the cash register was not working, that part is true, but somehow he was able to take our money and give us the cones we desired. We did not do anything illegal for the cones please don’t get that wrong. Now what. The next time we went everything went smoothly up until the transfer of the ice cream from the worker to us through the window. The worker horrified us. He had a blank stare that only someone who was not present in this lifetime could have. Where was he? We never found out and still wonder to this day. It’s traumatic to come across an empty shell of a person. What next? The next time we went it was a fantastic good experience. We had just finished up at the famous RemiWolf concert. If you don’t know, she sings the hit song “Quiet on Set”. That’s my best friend of 1005 days favorite song I guess, I just asked her so I could include it in this review. I don’t know why that’s he favorite. I like Sexy Villian and Disco Man and Sugar and down the line but I wouldn’t have said Quiet on set...

anyways, after the concert at rally’s, The man was so excited to be alive and he swirled the ice cream like a professional. I let him know how good he was and his smile went ear to ear. The next experience was with our “friend” if you guys were wondering this friend was our friend from BDSM club and he tried to threaten us with windex and scissors in a bad way not a good way if you really needed to know and said bad things about us like “your eyebrows are thin” we took him to the fun adventure park of Sedona and he made us wait outside for 6 hours and spit in our hyper chrome rebel add strawberry and grapefruit add nerds and complained the whole time and made us pay for dinner after stupid boy promised a pizza for free he left his lilo and stitch purse in the car. Any recommendations with what to do about that? He has a security guard that lives outside his house so be careful? Anyways, nothing negative to write home about that time at rally but it left a negative and sour taste in our mouth because he was there we really don’t like him he also made us pay for the swirl and made us pay for yoga (a different time not at rally) we’re starting to think he’s a gold digger. Speaking of sour taste in our mouth don’t get us started on rally trip 4? It’s my BFFCP turn to explain this time. Hello it’s me again and again and again. It was a really hot day and us girls needed a swirl, so we headed to the local rally. We get handed our cones, take a lick, and to our horror, the ice cream was SPOIL. We laughed so hard for so long that the icecream melted all over us so we immediately drove to the nearest Starbucks to dispose of these rotten eggs but guess what. We didn’t make it to trash can in time and they fell on the ground in the parking lot and made a melty mess. Sorry starbuck. So, we went to another rally and said hey can we have replacement? The last ones were stinky and spoiled. You know what they said? “We aren’t associated with that one so you have to buy more”. And that’s exactly what we did. The replacements were great but we couldn’t get that nasty taste out of our mouths. We deserve compensation for that taste. We have two last important matters to discuss. First, we went to rally one night and guess what they did?? They got rid of the strawberry!!! And replaced it with Choctalate! Guess what’s even worse? My nasty best friend of 1,447,200 minutes liked it better than the strawberry and we still haven’t been the same after she revealed that to me. I threw my chocolatey betrayal cone out the window of the car going 75 miles per hour that night. I’m handing my phone back to her because now I’m really pissed that she likes it so much. Hey guys. The literal only reason we went to rally is because strawberry. Sorry I took the phone back to say that here she is again. Hey guys it’s the ex best friend of 143 weeks and 40 days and our relationship and life hasn’t been the same since I had the delight of having chocolate and vanilla swirl on my tongue and other places I can’t disclose on a PG-13 chat here but anyways it was worth it. Hey everyone I took the phone back because she doesn’t deserve to be on here anymore so I’ll finish from here. My best friend and I of 86,832,000 seconds went one last time to rally restaurant, we pull up, and they yell at us with anger “OUR SYSTEM IS DOwn” and so we said “ok” and so we had to go to another one and they had the chocolate only still. We ask them if they ever have strawberry again and they say “NO stop asking”. I was destroyed and she was ecstatic. We got two cones and I actually really loved it. We took our cones in with us to Dominos to pick up our jalapeño cheese pizza for us and pepperoni for Nate and they guy looked at us like what the heck are these girls doing in here with cones? Desssert before dinner? Bad girls. Then on the way home I threw the rest of my cone out the window and almost hit another car, but I...

This was easily the worst take out/ fast food experience I’ve ever had. I placed my order with the robot in the speaker at 1:22am. Paid for it at the window and was told to pull around and they would bring it out. Ya know when they make fresh nuggets at mcds? Thats what I was thinkin. So maybe 10 minutes or so. Theres maybe two other cars in front of me also waiting for their food. They waited more than 30 minutes. But I was up next so it was fine! Yeah no absolutely not. Three other cars that had ordered after me were brought their food. This usually wouldn’t have been an issue for me, maybe I just got more food or something right? But it IS an issue for me when at this point it was 2:11 am and I had been parked there, waiting in clear sight for almost an HOUR. I finally caught the guy when he was headed back inside after taking the third car behind me their food. I asked him if they still had my order or if there was an issue. he didn’t seem to know that I was waiting, but went to check. When he came back out he said that there was a rush and it probably got tossed during it? But that they could refund me or remake it. At this point it’s been well over an hour since I placed my order. I’m starving, nothing else is open, and I just sat there in the middle of the night for no reason. I understand that they close at 2. And I feel bad that maybe they had to stay longer, however I would have never even shown up if I thought this was going to take any longer than 25 minutes. So then I was crying in my car at 2:30 in the morning, still waiting for some stupid wings. I finally got my food and left at 2:49am :). They threw in some extra wings tho which I thought was nice! BUT DIDNT GIVE ME MY RANCH I PAID FOR. LET ALONE AN EXTRA ONE. It’s like a cruel joke. This has...