El Nuevo Mexicali — Restaurant in Porterville

It was a hot day that day, hungry and beaten by the elements we manged to arrive in one piece, praise be to khan-coon, upon our arrival we visually inspected the place, clean floor, friendly faces, and plenty of napkins... it seemed, so far, as the perfect score, but! Because of reasons beyond our complete control we were presented to a peasant like feast of vegetable salad.. makes my gut twist, but to my surprise it contained traces of chicken, and as I scoured around I came across bacon... and chunks of unbirthed chicken! I soon realised I was gazing into the eyes of God himself as I took my first bite into that magnificent dish of unfathomable delight! It was a salad that ran straight out of the cook book picture, it was beautiful, it was perfection, ladies and lady-like mens, it was finer that the food4less dumpster dive of 82! The coon clan learned two things that day, to never judge a book by its cover, and to look up that fine as* waitresses instagram account cus...

Not real Mexican food! This place is a sad excuse for a Mexican restaurant. The cheese is fake and the beans are made from powder. I’ve never been so disgusted by a restaurant. I ordered tacos, menudo and a sope. My total was $50 which is ridiculous! The sope was so hard you couldn’t chew through it and the toppings were a joke, tons of chopped lettuce and a handful of orange sliced cheese, that’s it! It looks more like a cheap salad than a sope. The menudo was seriously from a can warmed up and placed in a styrofoam container. The meat in the tacos was so hard you think it was probably cooked 2 days in advance. I will never eat there again!! You couldn’t pay me to eat here. Don’t waste your time. This is NOT authentic Mexican food. It’s all canned food. They refused to give...

The female waitress was a completely rude b*h. My girlfriend had ordered sweet tea, which came with no "sweet". After 10 minutes she asked across the room for some sugar. She and a busboy were playing with a small spill. The woman looked at her like she had asked for a million dollars. Can't you see that I am cleaning up a spill so that no one gets hurt. The spill was behind the counter and the busboy could have handled it. After more time passed she brought the container of sugar over and slammed it on the table with a stupid smirk on her face. We never saw her again, a courteous gentleman took over waiting on us. Will never go back to that...