⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Porch Light Pizza - Where the vibes are fire and the pizza is hotter
If you haven’t hit up Porch Light Pizza yet, you’re missing out on a whole experience—not just a meal.
First off, shoutout to the owner Freddy—looking like the reboot of What’s New Scooby-Doo, minus the blond hair and scarf, but still leading the crew with chill leadership and Scooby-level loyalty. Man keeps things running smoother than melted mozzarella.
Then there’s the Morgan Wallen wannabe rockin’ the hat like he’s about to drop a country trap single—man brings Southern charm with a crusted edge, slinging pizzas and good vibes like it’s his destiny.
And how could I forget Miss Emo Alt Girl? You know who you are—lookin’ like a skater girl, I said see you later girl, but lowkey hoping I see you again. Stop being so complicated—this isn’t an Avril song, it’s a pizza joint, and you’re stealing the whole aesthetic with that eyeliner and don’t-care stare.
To top it off, there’s Miss Dimples with the freckles and sunshine-blonde hair—smiling like the human version of a cinnamon roll and making every customer feel like they just walked into the happiest place on Earth (but with better crust).
Porch Light isn’t just a pizza spot—it’s a vibe. Great people, bomb pizza, and a crew that’s got personality for days.
Why you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know I’m human too? Nah, not here. At Porch Light, they treat you like fam.
Five stars. Easy. Would eat again while crushing on the staff and vibing to pop-punk...
Read moreI've eaten at Porch Light before today and felt like the pizza was decent and the service was plenty good enough. Today was a completely different and negative experience and I've heard that I'm not at all alone. Thirty minutes after ordering two pizzas (Popeye and Geno) to go at 1:28pm on Friday, I'm thinking my order should be called out by now. I've heard many other names called and I've stepped out the front door only once for 30 seconds. Thirty-five minutes after ordering and three staff including the guy that took my order are making eye contact with me like they know I should have my order, but they do nothing. At 45 minutes I go stand in the tight corridor near the only guy that's delivering pizzas to tables and he makes three round trips with an effort to get around me, but never asking if I had an order, so I ask him to check on my order. He pulls the two cold pizzas off the top rack at 2:17pm and I tell him that I've been here 50 minutes with no call. "Sorry sir." I left. Staff might deliberately do nothing for their entertainment. Popeye was okay after microwaving. Geno was very bland like no...
Read moreAt first I thought this was the worst pizza (I could not call it pizza). It has what I call a cracker crust. My wife liked it so we would go back. After a few times I realized whatever it is (they call it pizza) it actually was pretty good. So we began frequenting more. We also realized if you check in on their tablet at the register, ten purchases will get you a free (pizza). I now call it cracker crust pizza, yes I have comes to terms with the extended use of the word pizza in this case. Also they make very good salads. They toss the salad with the dressing which I like. And they have plenty of fresh plant life to go on that salad as well as whatever meats they carry. Go replace on their porch (they have cozy outdoor seating as well as indoor). Sometimes they have a video playing on the wall indoor. They have bottomless soda/tea and the atmosphere is not to bad. The noise level can be elevated at times when they are busy, but they are busy for good reason. Come in have...
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