7 Brew Coffee — Restaurant in Roswell

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 7 Brew Coffee: Where the Aliens Probably Get Their Caffeine Fix

Picture this: My trusty sidekick and I roll up to 7 Brew Coffee, hearts full of hope, taste buds jaded by the dark sorcery of Starbucks and the tragic brown water McCafé tries to pass off as coffee. Artesia and Roswell haven’t exactly been beacons of good brew, so we didn’t know what to expect. But then — the sign of divine intervention — a long line of cars. And as everyone knows, where there’s a crowd, there’s probably good coffee… or a UFO sighting.

As we inch closer, we’re greeted by a barista so skinny a light breeze could’ve whisked her off to Oz (kidding, she was awesome!). Super friendly, she rattled off the top sellers without skipping a beat. Before we knew it, we had ordered a Blonde and a Brunette. Which, at first, sounded more like we were adopting puppies than ordering coffee — but hey, catchy names get points in my book!

The whole process? Blazing fast. I blinked and the card had been swiped like we were buying stocks in a caffeine-fueled Wall Street frenzy. We survived the charge (barely) and pulled up to the window, where we met another supercharged barista who seemed like she’d had one too many espressos (in a good way).

Naturally, I hit her with the ultimate question: “Dutch Bros or 7 Brew?” Her answer? Let’s just say, she dodged it smoother than a politician during election season. She gave us a tale so long and winding it could’ve come straight from Grandma’s front porch. But between the lines, we caught a whiff of Dutch Bros loyalty… or maybe that was just the Roswell aliens messing with us again. 🤷‍♂️

And then… the drinks. Honestly, the names didn’t match the looks — it was like someone tipped an entire milk carton into each cup. But the first sip? 🚀 It was like being abducted by flavor — unexpected, maybe a little confusing, but definitely memorable. My sidekick was mesmerized, eyes wide like they’d seen the mothership. I thought it was solid — not mind-blowing, but good enough to keep me coming back (especially when the local options are so tragic).

The aftertaste? Oh, it lingers, my friend. Like a mystery you can’t quite solve. I’m not sure what milk sorcery they used, but it definitely left its mark.

💫 Final Score: 🌟 5 stars for finally giving Artesia and Roswell a coffee spot that doesn’t taste like sadness. 🌟 5 stars for staff who are so friendly and energetic I’m convinced they’re powered by rocket fuel. 🌟 5 stars for a vibe that says, “Come for the coffee, stay to wonder if the aliens are next in line.”

Bottom line? 7 Brew Coffee — the best thing to happen to this area since the flying...

You go there to get a drink because on your way to where you're going the attendant to show up when they finally do show up you get a tenant that's rude and snotty and I usually found out that the males that do that now when I asked to talk to someone else because I know which people there are nice enough to take my order and not make a big headache about it apparently being nice to people is a crime and trying to get my order right is a as well crime and one lady asked me about what I do for a living I told her what I do for a living apparently waiting for your order while you're talking to the cashiers about what you do for a living is not allowed either to say and usually you have to wait 20 30 minutes to just to get an order I'm not really perturbed about that what I'm mad about is that they had me verbally trespassed because apparently I was because I was spending too much time there well in that sense of things it means that you're a little customer when you want to go there to get something to drink and nowhere else look at this way I go to McDonald's a lot waiters and waitresses know me and they didn't verbally trespass me I spend the same amount of time at McDonald's as I did at 7 brewery well I'm sorry I'm not a picky man all I would ask for is a sweet easy ice and they pick surprise me you know because I know I have a gambling addiction and the way I deal with my addiction is to go there and get surprised don't know what I'm going to get that helps out though and then I go to the parking lot next door and sit there and get my dashing set for doordash set because I don't get good signal everywhere in town and I'm sorry the sound like this but I'm going to be brutally honest if you want better service and better hospitality I recommend you go to one of the other many other places out here I mean I'm sorry but they don't own the whole parking lot if this is how they're going to treat their customers I do not recommend it especially loyal customers I'm not the only one that they have done this to it's quite sad and disappointing that they would do that to all customers especially when you're not doing nothing wrong you just want something to drink oh and don't even try to get a job there I tried to several times and and if you're not in your early twenties or 18 or 19 the just throws away your applications when I apply there I was told point blank since I was 28 years Year old and have autism I'm not going...

Wow. I needed my coffee fix for the day and Tessa and Co. from 7 brew delivered! I asked for each of the team’s favorite coffees and asked for 17 of each. Why 17? Because I have a sleepwalking problem, and have decided that it is best to stay caffeinated and avoid sleeping completely. Ultimately, I left with 68 coffees for me, and one extra drink to treat my special someone (my 200 pound chihuahua named Francis, who I think is a wolf/bear hybrid) to a very special pup cup! After my offering of pup cup and the blood of my first born, he decided to spare my bloodline for another 24 hours. Convenient! The crew at 7Brew helped me not text my ex, file my taxes, understand the meaning of life, adopt a turtle, learn how to fly an airplane, did my astrophysics homework, and get an 8 pack… all within the span of the 5 minutes it took me to get my drinks! Wow!! Thank you so much Tessa, and da brew crew! I l really liked all of the sugar free substations for their popular full-sugar coffees. I will be back before the...