El Ensayo Café • Teatro • Bar — Restaurant in San Juan

Dirty place, dirty floors, dirty seats, dirty bar. The restrooms are a disaster, broken toilet, broken sink, piss on the floor. There are homeless people outside (and sometimes inside) that ask you for cigarettes or money. Drinks are okay, but given the cleanliness of this place I would stick to canned beers. I would rate it 0 stars, but sometimes they bring nice local DJs and bands. Also the patio is not as...

Absolutely tormentous and inconsiderate of locals. Running a generator from 6pm one day to sometimes even 9am another day straight, without any sort of noise dampening at all. Some days they play movies and it'll be 2am and the whole thing can be heard from a mile away. Contacted them and gave them ideas to make sure they don't make that amount of noise so late at night and...

Great welcoming place, and great shows, but at least when I went they had a very very small selection of drinks, mostly two. Would suggest a little more variety, but still if you're going to a show it's a cool place and they have free vintage video games and arcade games. It's...