20$ for a small biodegradable container of stir fry and rice. It was about 1.75 cups of rice, 3/4 of a cup sauce, 1/8 of a cup broccoli, maybe 1/2 of a cup beef.
I read the reviews. I talked to multiple people who loved it but I think 100% of these five star reviews online and in person are from people who canât fully taste much because this is one of many stops on a bar crawl rotation.
The waitress was extremely eager to push the slushies, I get it. Itâs a bar. She wants as big of a tip as possible. Pouring three slushies is more profitable than food and less to clean up. It was a weekday night and I just wanted food and she completely turned on me after that. Iâm in my late thirties, I work a Monday through Friday job- for no reason would I have a spiked slushee with work in the morning and for that apparently unforgivable personal choice I was treated like trash. She told me she was doing me a favor telling me to hide my water bottle in my bag because ânobody knows whatâs in thereâ and repeated she wouldnât âmake me dump it out, itâs just a liquor board rule,â âŚI am a standard issue boring adult woman with Target brand linen pants and a tote bag. Iâm not a 22 year old filling up water bottles with vodka to sneak in places .
I googled it while she was off doing something, in between trying not to drip the mostly sauce and rice bowl paid I TWENTY DOLLARS for- water bottles are not âbanned because of some liquor board thingâ this other woman Also looking like sheâs pushing 40 with butt length braided piggy tails basically accused me ofâŚoverpaying for a rice bowl so I could drink clear liquor in their tiny bar?? It is illegal to bring alcohol in a bar- so she was accusing me of smuggling clear booze in my clear water bottle, which if youâre going to do that be an adult and stick with it, donât lie and start back peddling.
It was a degrading experience. I regret going here because before being accused of smuggling clear liquor into a bar in my Nalgene I was starting to have a good night after a really really tough day. It looked cool inside at first glance but I felt like such trash after she said that to me it was literally like all the colors of the lanterns dimmed and I started noticing all the dust and grime, so I tried to get out as soon as possible after the waitress basically called me âŚI guess a cheap alcoholic? What else would I take away from that?
I will not be going back here. If you arenât too picky about how youâre treated on one stop of a bar crawl I donât think my experience matters to you, which is fine. I imagine most people go here in groups or pairs anyway. I canât recommend just eating here because they obviously donât want people to do that..even though they literally created a wall mural telling people they refuse to do take outâŚright inside the door.
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My friends and I have been at this location many times over the years. It was nice to see this new and vibrant transformation.
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My Manhattan was fine, and service got me fed and watered, then never came back again â but even that's okay if your food is delicious.
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