Now Pizzeria — Restaurant in Town of Hamburg

As the sun rises on the 8th of March 2011 my taste buds could only dream of what delectable eats awaits them that evening. My plan was to treat myself to a lovely dinner from the now pizzeria after a long day of working at the pop tart factory. As I was filling those sweet pastry treats with yummy fillings I was having visions of pizza pies dancing in my head. It was like I wasn’t in control of my own brain as the Now pizza has overridden my frontal cortex. As I clocked out of the pop tart factory and got in my 2016 Ford Escape I empty my sack and rummaged through the junk to find my phone to ring the pizzeria to let them know what I would like to eat this evening. I order one large pie with pepperonis in the shape of a shark and a order of extra hot chicken wings. OH BROTHA THEY WHERE HOT. Me and my fiancé love chicken! The pop tart factory is approximately 27-30 minutes away from Main Street in the village of hamburg when there is little to no traffic. They said my order would be done in 25 minutes so I had to hurry. The roads were like the aisles of a LA Walmart on Black Friday but luckily I am a very skilled driver managing to perform maneuvers you would only see in Need for speed. I pulled up to the pizzeria with no time to spare and quickly ran into the small but comforting shop. They asked me to wait and I obeyed their orders. I couldn’t help but noticed how well the inside was decorated from the old time pop decor to the license plates my eyes always had something to look at. Then when I saw that pizza pie come out of the oven my jaw dropped to the floor and I won’t lie I started to drool. They could have told me that pizza pie was $237 and I would have payed it. I couldn’t wait to get home and sink my choppers into a slice. When I finally got back to my mansion I gave the wife a kiss and put the pizza on our marble countertop. As I opened the pizza box it was like a pirate open a treasure chest full of gold dabloons and jewels. I quickly took a bite and it was truly an eye opening experience. It felt like I was looking down on myself as if when I took a bite I formed into a higher being. The aggressive yet playful blend of spices in the sauce that was in no bit sweet at all mixed with the melted cheese that was not overwhelming and the firm crust all working together in a centergestic relationship. Truly a scrumptious pie. With every ingredient complementing each other I honestly could not imagine a better pie. I could resist going in for another bite I couldn’t help but notice something. Obviously to the average pizza enjoyer they would taste the oregano or the fresh mozzarella but as I took that second bite and then the third I couldn’t help but notice the love that was baked in this pie. It felt like every individual pepperoni was carefully placed in the shape of a pacific great white shark. Then giving a big kiss by the chef. The cheese was like a big blanket over the non sweet sauce which hugged the yummy fluffy crust. After I finished the pizza pie I shed a single tear knowing there was no more pizza pie leftover but at the same time that tear was a tear of joy knowing that I just enjoyed a truly life changing pizza. As that tear dropped to the floor if it was like I was in a movie I could see into the pizzeria 😳. I got on my hands and knees looking into my rear only to see that the pizzeria looked to be in distress. I thought I saw i lengthy figure in all black pull up to the pizzeria in a hoodie. His head was abnormally big and round and in the shape of a. OF A PIZZA! I quickly hopped into my Lamborghini and booked it to the pizzeria knowing it was the least I could do to pay homage to the chef after treating my taste buds to the delicacy that I just endured. When I pulled up to the pizzeria I ran to the lobby and realized I was too late. All the pepperoni was gone and the place was a mess. I fell to my knees knowing it was all my fault. I looked up to the heavens and screamed and cried WHY. Then I woke up in a sweat. It was all just a dream....

Pretty disappointed. Ordered here for the first time today. Ordered 2 chicken finger subs because the reviews all said they have the best. Well, they completely messed up our order. It wasn’t even edible. The sub was so dry, when I ordered it with extra sauce. Also, no cheese on my sub when I specifically asked for it. I don’t return food or ask for a new order because I don’t believe in wasting food, but I couldn’t even if I wanted too because I live in Springville and we travel to get our food when we order out because we don’t like any of the places in our town. They always get our orders wrong. It’s pretty sad when I drive an hour round trip to get dinner, only for my order to be wrong when I get home. Why can’t I get what I ordered? Is it seriously that difficult? Why ask how I want my order if you’re just going to make it however you want...

DO NOT EAT HERE!! My girlfriend and I spontaneously stopped at this place while driving through Hamburg on a day trip. We ordered 2 slices of cheese each and when we opened the box we were appalled, THEY LITERALLY JUST PICKED OFF THE PEPPERONI OFF A PEPPERONI SLICE AND SOLD IT AS CHEESE!! We could still see all the spots missing cheese and the grease marks where they were picked off. I've never seen anything like it in my life! Plus were vegetarian which makes it even more awkward.

We were so hungry after not eating all day we ate it anyway and the pizza tasted horrible. Reminded me of the pizza they served in grade school... but worse. I honestly would rather have a microwave...