No Anchovies — Restaurant in Tucson

I have been coming here since I was in high school and have never experienced such bad service until last night (1/28/23). We were having a nice time until the security followed my friend INTO the bathroom. Watched him go then followed him out to tell him very aggressively to leave. Yes, our friend had a couple drinks, but he was done drinking and was now going to sober up by BUYING and eating their pizza. Our friend is a very quiet guy and was causing no commotion in order for them to do this. I completely understand not wanting to over serve anyone but they did not once tell us they couldn’t serve us anymore. He came back to our table telling us he had to leave and security said very rudely that he threw up in the bathroom, needs to leave right now, and everyone else can stay. This did not happen. There was another friend of ours in the bathroom at the same time and he did not throw up. Also, why would we want to leave our friend outside at the curb by himself while we are inside eating? They rushed him out basically shoving him out the door while our friend has not said one word or refused in anyway. Another security guard asked for our friend to take a walk with him which i thought was very odd. As we were telling him that he’s ok and we’re just waiting for our pizza (another friend was inside getting our pizza while this whole situation happened) the same security guard that was aggressive came out and started arguing with us for no reason. He kept telling us to leave when we were on the sidewalk not inside their property at all. He called us liars for saying he didn’t throw up. We told him to leave us alone but he stayed at the gate bantering us for no reason. That’s when my friend came out with the pizza so we started to leave. He kept saying things to us basically screaming at us. Then he started calling us names like p*ssy because we were walking away. He told one of my friends to come back and fight him. He kept saying “I own this bar” and “this is my bar” so I told him he’s just security which made him get crazy. The other security guards had to hold him back. We told him to leave us alone SEVERAL times and he wouldn’t. He was wearing tan combat boots (literally looked like army boots? you’re not guarding america?), skinny jeans, and a light colored security shirt (but you own the place?). I have met many down to earth and kind security guards but No Cho’s seems have only hired men that think they are better than everyone and think they’re tough. They really think they’re guarding the president when all they do is work at a college bar. Very disappointed! Hire kind people! This is why men act the way they act. You give them one position of power and they think they can do...

Me and my boyfriend got there at 9:30 and they close at midnight. When we arrived we asked if it was ok to sit outside on the patio since we had our dog, they said it was fine. I had gone inside to order while my boyfriend stayed with the dog. There wasn’t really much of line but for some reason as soon as I got to the counter the girl I was met with was rude and seemed in a rush. I ordered a whole pie which is 16” to which she replied “Are you sure you really want that?” And then tried to get me to swipe my card before I could finish the rest of my order.

It felt like every time I opened my mouth she kept interrupting. Then as soon as I swiped my card she walked away without saying anything. When we finally got our food it was about 10pm. As we were eating an employee starting putting all the chairs up outside. AGAIN THEY CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT!!! I could understand if it was 11 that they’d start the clean up process but there was literally still 2hrs till close. We paid no mind although we were already kinda annoyed with staff. What upset us the most was that he very clearly saw us on the patio and turned off the outside lights!!! We had to finish our meal in a dimly lit patio.

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I first want to start off by saying that this place is by far the worst pizza joint I've ever done business with. I called them to make a delivery and not only did the man on the phone talk to me with zero manors or class he also proceeded to harass me because I was confused on some details about my new area that I live in. Then we the pizza man finally did show up at my new residence he actually began to curse and talk down to my girlfriend because I wasn't present at the time to show him my card even though we ALREADY purchased the pizza. He then told her to f*^% off and took the pizza and when we called the store back to ask for a refund they hung up on us multiple times continuing to curse at us and tell us they would never deliver to us again. This place is unprofessional and I'm sorry for anyone who goes here knowing they treat a women like they did. They have no respect for any of their faithful customers. Even the "manager" was apparently the guy who was originally on the phone with me and I've never heard a man talk so mean curse so many hating and racist slurs. Don't ever go to this place unless you want to support a bunch of low life scum that won't hesitate to talk down to you or your partner. Pathetic excuse...