Bastard Pies — Restaurant in Tumwater

Nothing!! They catered a Wedding that was on 9/14/2025 and I can say that it was the worst food I have ever had. It was suppose to be Pizzas however it was a flatbread looking bread that was already pre done and it came to us as burnt and cold. The Salad also was just cut up salad in a bowl with bottles of dressing on the side no side items like tomatoes, eggs, seeds, cheese that had been requested. Now mind you when you pay over a couple of thousand dollars for a special occasion and for food that you specifically ordered you expect it to be right. This is so very wrong and I will be letting all important friends/family/and professionals know who they do not want to cater or eat at their place of business. My only hope is that you apologize to the couple who hired you and to make it right!! Also in speaking with other guests not only the food was burnt, cold, some found hair in their food. ...

If you go here and don’t like this place you are the true bastard. The pizza is phenomenal not the best pizza I’ve ever had, but definitely #2 on my list. Also the fries. I need to take some time on this. My entire life has been devoted to them Jesus fries from chic fa lay, they have always tasted golden. Listen to me when I tell you this… these golden crunchy gold with their soft insides just made me feel like I was taking a hallucination. It opened my eyes and that is a good enough answer to the lord for me. Now the salad. Just try it. I’m telling you this place does not miss. Give it a try. The other downfall is the price, a 12 inch pizza and a side of fries and a salad was 53 dollars, the salad and the fries were big portions so that makes up a lot. If money isn’t a problem this is...

I love thin crust Neapolitan pizza, and this place does it right. The crust is crispy, light, and flavorful, and the toppings are fresh and generous. I tried two of their specialty pizzas: The Texas Walker and the Honey Boo Boo.

The Texas Walker is a meat lover's dream, with Smoked brisket, sweet potato, pickled cabbage, chimichurri, crispy onions The brisket is tender and smoky which complements the cheese and crust perfectly.

The Honey Boo Boo is a sweet and savory delight with candied bacon and spicy honey to add a kick of heat

Both pizzas were amazing, and I would definitely order them again. The service was friendly and fast, and the atmosphere was cozy and casual. If you are looking for a great thin crust wood fired pizza, you should check out this place. You...