Edit: Years later and this train is still an environmental disaster, I've included a photo of the enormous oil slick that the engineers routinely dump into the canal in the centre of the city. Absolutely evil behaviour.

The harbourside is actually quite nice whenever this train service isn't running

If you want the thrilling experience of breathing in poorly-maintained coal-engine fumes, then this is for you

If you're a normal person, visit this vibrant area when these fools aren't polluting the entire 2-mile promenade with black plumes of filthy smoke. Whilst we're at it, why don't we re-open all the old coal power stations, so that we can show future generations the vast pollution as a sort of jolly, on weekends?

They've spilt oil all over the entire 2km harbourside, and left a trail of slimy coal everywhere, where people have to walk (with children and dogs)

Please shut down. These trains belong in a museum, not in your lungs.