Firstly where can I start, this lovely little seaside town has much to offer but let’s focus on my favourite things. I was truly amazed by the wide range of aromas in the air, one of these lovely scents was the urine, one could smell it as far as the nose could smell. It’s pungent decedent smell caressed every nook and cranny of this beautiful place. Secondly, the wonderful arcades. You would put in your own money just to win back one yes that’s right one sweet, what more could you want! And now for the highlight of my visit, this lovely kind and welcoming man. As we were walking down the beach path which may I add also was covered in diarrhoea god knows what beautiful creature produced it, we suddenly saw this glimmer of light, as we approached this heavenly beam we saw it was a bald man’s head shining bright in the autumn sun but the most spectacular sighting perused. This man was wearing the most beautiful thong one could ever lay eyes on, it’s vivid pink colour reflected on my retina. This thong left little to the imagination, everyone around was witnessing two lovely saggy cheeks. Next thing you know he turned around and was smiling at passers by. There’s only one way I can describe this sight….. jaw dropping. What a kind man with an amazing fashion sense. To conclude on this beautiful place I highly recommend it just for the divine sights and smells. Please do come and don’t forget to keep your eye’s peeled for a glistening head and pink thong.