Lightwoods Park and House — Attraction in Sandwell

The visit of Digbeth Expensive Club was a thoroughly entertaining event - reassuringly costly with healthy queues throughout!

We did have a minor panic when our son Blaze lost his Occulus in the rush for fresh falafels. A kindly chav in a very dashing black tracksuit/cap/trainers came and showed us were it was. Turns out he's seen the whole thing whilst looking out for the old bill who were intent on taking his drugs off him before he sold then all!

Naughty but nice, just like the parmesan tweels!

The man pushing the table through the throng of hungry lockdown puppy owners was a particular highlight, we thought the Mayor or Blazin' Squad may have arrived unexpectedly.

All in all a great day was had by everyone. We left feeling utterly fleeced and eager for the next occasion to don our iWatches and moan like billio about the neighbours Cockapoo barking during our familial online...

Miss the Staff and Chelsea Gardens Designer, the Gardens and Gardeners actually made me cry, why, never before, the Specatacl of colour let alone the Ambience, but the hardest part for me is the Devastation of me being actually Mugged in Birmingham, THE laptop had all that work I had promised them on it, filming I did artiscally to music I overlaid, a classical or many videos I did and photos but cope, I'm trying, my mind with the shame I let them down, they are more than likely still once in a while talking about me all those walks daily different hours, that work, GONE, AS I SAID COPE. HOW CAN I, THAT FABULOUS PLACE ABLE TO RAISE TEARS IN A MAN'S EYES, I AM, WELL, HMMMM. BUT VISIT IT, IT'S A ONE OF, NEVER ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND DEDICATION WILL YOU FEEL OVERWHELED LIKE I BECAME, THANK YOU GUYS FOR THAT HONOUR YOU BESTOWED UPON ME, I CARRY THAT MEMORY...

We felt our afternoon tea for 8 people was disappointing and really over priced. The sandwiches were distinctly average, boring with absolutely no seasoning, so tasted bland. For instance, just tuna straight from a tin with nothing else but a spread which tasted like margerine? For the price I would've expected a bit more of a gasto experience, not something I could've easily done better at home. Other fillings were cheese, salmon, egg mayo. That was it. Maybe seasoning would've been an idea? Now I know sandwiches are subjective and everyone has preferences, sometimes simple is good, but for our palates, it was extremely disappointing. It was a shame, as we have dined at Jonathan's at it previous location and the experience was superb and great value for money. I'm sorry to say the service was a little stand off-ish from...