(Translated for clarity)

"Humans are wierd. I thought I was going to pick my dog treats for the week, but they took me to a dark place, where a nice man called the Dog Whisperer gave me some biscuits, so that was good.

Then I had to get my photo taken cause I'd been naughty.. then the humans took photos too, cause they must have been naughty too?

Then someone called Adam .. except his name and clothes kept changing.. took us all round this dark, interesting place with different smells and looks. I liked it a lot, and Adam was nice and funny, and interesting, but then he called me a little " horse" ?? I'm not a horse, i don't have a mane!! Then I went in a " lift"? I've never been in a lift before, so that was pretty interesting, I'm not sure why the ground kept moving though? The humans took turns to go look at an obserfashun deck? They liked it, but I don't like stairs.

I had fun, and lots of treats ( and didn't pee on anything cause I'm a good boy), and the humans seemed to have fun too..

Not sure why they said we had to escape, but I got home to tea, and a nice sleep , thanks dog whisperer and Adam!"

Human version:

Didn't expect to be allowed to take our giant heffer of a dog in, but was pleasantly surprised - he's pretty chill though, maybe not so good for reactive dogs.

The staff were great, friendly, and knowledgeable. I've been ( and worked in ) similar attractions, and this was one of the friendliest, and interesting I've been to.

The only vague thing I'd suggest, is the audio guide isn't very loud, it can be slightly hard to hear ( you can read it though), so you may need earphones.

It's a shame it wasn't slightly larger, but that's understandable, and they do well with what they have.

There have been a few reviews about the prices- tbh, in summer, I thought they were pretty reasonable, given the effort put in, and in comparison to the costs of I.e Edinburgh dungeon. It's also a lot less scary if you have little kids, but still has great atmosphere.

Hopefully next time, we'll try the escape room - the dog put his paw down and fully refused that- but on the attraction/ exhibition itself, highly recommend. Thanks :)