Westmoreland Park — Attraction in Portland

Fantastic Park to go fishing, walk your pet rock, or pet iguana, woodchipped path for walking, do back-flips, have a picky-nicky with your partner or just have one alone, sight seing, bird watching, fish watching, wrist watching... you name it. You can do it here!!!

Except

No yelling No whispering No swimming No talking No exercising No staring (must have eyes closed while in park at all times)(ear plugs too) No loitering No Jane Fondas

Oh and... birds aren't real guys.. thats right. Fake a** birds, they're all drones.

Other than that!!! You can do just about...

Visiting in the off season, but I enjoyed walking this park. Lots of birds and ducks to see as you stroll along.

There were a lot of kids enjoying the nature playground- I could see it being a good spot to...

They turned it from a beautiful local park...to some kind of horribly overgrown sanctuary with 3 ducks in the whole place. Who makes these damn...