Visit Faroe Islands — Local services in Tórshavn

FAROE ISLANDS REVIEW i am aware that this space is intended for a review of the hotel forayar however my enthusiasm has so profoundly been ignited by this journey that i feel compelled to share it as a whole.

I was invited to the faroe islands which I had never visited before and consequently looking at the images on the web it felt like an interesting place to visit …::: little that i knew , Unbeknownst to me I arrived a day prior to the faroe islands national day which i was informed was their most important festivity, been always eager to have a festive lifestyle i was anxious and very curious about what this nordic people had to offer .

To my dismay the following day the hotel I was staying at got inundated with people in very particular outfits reminiscent to a mix between Tyrollean and Amish cultures. Which was fine except for the fact of their common physique, for a visual cue think if Michelin Man, Mr & Mrs Potato head and Humpty Dumpty along with 500 family members were invited to a costume wedding hosted by the Pillsbury family. That image sticks to your mind like a bad acid trip and for those who know me personally i have had my fair share of those.

with regards to my visit, i guess not service oriented goes for most of their islands and hospitality…….

4 star hotel provided bottled water ( 2 small bottles ) on the first day of arrival but never replaced them in a 4 day stay , the menu at their only restaurant was only available at their leisure, limited and mediocre at best ;-/

coffee is impossible to find in most islands and an espresso is a rare sight …..

Faroe islands provide plenty of instagramable moments ( maybe i am coining a new word ….) however an strenuous hike for the un- initiated prefaces most sites. Be prepared and bring food, water and a beer or two for any of the above are impossible to find at most locations …

As the weather, it rains just as much as in New Guinea but unlike new guinea and their wonderful tribal culture and style , you are here greeted by humans whose style icons are the characters from lord of the rings and sartorial choices dictated by the fantastic children’s movie “Trolls”, please be aware and sensitive to their particular j’oie de vivre….

If you are the type that enjoys a refreshing alcoholic beverage, forget it, it’s much easier to find a hippopotamus in one of their many churches ( they have more than actual dwellings ) which i believe are necessary as maybe faith helps alleviate the despair you are about to experience

If you are in favor of other outdoor activities apart than walking the length of the Appalachian trail wet, sober,hungry and thirsty be aware you can fly fish most days except for sunday from 12-4 when is prohibited so you can worship their lord :-) FYI bring your own fishing gear as the closest outfitter is in norway or scotland ;-) .

As far as wildlife is concerned I didn’t witness much except for a few small birds, however there are plenty of domesticated sheep that graze on the numerous grassy hills and who find delight in peppering most hiking paths with their feces, making the hiking experience akin to walking over a minefield during the vietnam war.

Every prominent sight to the ocean below is dotted by circular cages covered with nets where the famous and toxic salmon is bred with out any fear of predators which is the marine equivalent of a Landaise Duck fed for foie gras ……. I saw a few horses who appeared to be a cross breed example of a mule and a yak if that was remotely possible, they are small and peculiar and could easily inspire more characters for the sequel of “trolls “.

Food is scarce at best unless you love dry mutton (bring an axe ) as most silverware won’t work or be prepared to eat some of their local delicacies ie. faroe islands salmon which by the way their top restaurant Raest refuses to serve as they are afraid of how contaminated it is however they do serve a wonderful whale dish where even the blubber is utilized, nothing sounds more appetizing specially if you are a member of the save the...

I am deeply disappointed with the way the Faroe Islands treat dolphins and whales. The unnecessary killing of these intelligent and sensitive animals is horrifying and completely unethical. Such actions not only cause suffering to these magnificent creatures but also damage the Faroe Islands' reputation on the international stage.

In an era when environmental protection and animal welfare should be priorities, continuing these practices is absolutely unacceptable. Not only does it deter tourists and nature enthusiasts, but it also negatively impacts your region’s global image. Instead of killing, you should focus on protecting and preserving these valuable species that play a crucial role in marine ecosystems.

I hope that soon you will awaken as a people and take action to end these brutal practices and adopt a more sustainable approach to environmental conservation. Your commitment to protecting dolphins and whales is essential for the well-being of our planet and...

Fantastic, stunningly beautiful islands with friendly people. As Alaskan I understand your hunts that have provided sustenance for many centuries. We had the opportunity to tour a sheep farm and we were happy to see the sustainable practices that the Faroese adhere to. I encourage those who are blindly criticizing the entire country to look further. The Faroese are indigenous people thriving in a harsh environment. I love this place! Thank you visit Faroe Islands for so much tourist info...