Oak Island Jungle Golf — Local services in Oak Island

This place is great times 2 the giraffe is warm and pee colored! You might remember my last review.... Y'know the one detailing all the animals depression. (Make sure to follow along the pictures I attach so the story makes sense!) When you first walk in the door you are greeted by green cult members of the crazy cult alien staring solemnly through the prize counter glass. His beady black eyes entice you to walk further to the cash register. There I spent 36 dollars to go play golf (for 3 people). Very inexpensive... Then we saw why... We walk onto the course to go enjoy our family fun and there he was. He called out to me over the loud sound of all the crickets. He screamed silently with his eyes. 2 zebras. They looked at me horrified urging me to turn around and run! They didn't want me to undergo their trauma. But further I pushed into the enriching levels... I needed to climb the ranks. I took a deep breath as I gripped my golf club I turned to the breathtaking scenery and swung.... Then again, and again, and again. 5 swings later and it was in the hole. DAMN DIRT I yelled. The potted plant on the course was EVERYWHERE! It was hindering my playing capabilities. I lurked further going through the levels with ease as I took my eyes off the course there he was. Drugged up donkey Kong. I solemnly resonated with donkey Kong. I knew it had been hard for him ever since his game fell off and he turned to a life of drugs and crime. Step.. swing.. step... Swing. Levels pass my hands waver as I hold the metal club. Something is calling. I look over and there is is. The crazy cult alien meet up spot. A busted up rock with a humanoid shaped hole. I feel the need to crawl in and turn to a life of cultism but deep in my heart I know the course is what I'm here for. My feet heavy, almost like they are bearing chains walk forward to the next level. I get sprayed with holy water from the wide mouthed hippo. I look horrified at what looked like a melted hippo. Last time I was here he had no neck! I'm so proud of his growth as I've watched him since he was young... Tears brought to my eyes... But not because of the moment, but because of the clouds of gnats swarming my eyeballs. I swing my club in the air trying to get rid of the gnats but to no avail because the only thing I hit were all my family members. But in the end it added to the jungle ambiance I lost myself in the course and the scenery I was truly in a jungle. As I tread deeper into the jungle I see my old friend the giraffe. His body more warm and pee colored but his face and eyes still the same depressed soul I once stumbled upon before... I stare into his sad soulless eyes. It's been exactly a year and he still is battling depression. I want to know the secrets of the put put. Why must he look so sad? As I took a few steps I noticed he had no tail. Further I went looking at all the animals butts and what I saw shocked me... All butt no tail! Conspiracy theories fill my brain I think I know who is up to this crime... But to know truly I must keep on going. Farther and farther my legs and arms shaking I run and when I couldn't run I walked and when I couldn't walk I crawled until I was just a mess I could go further and then I saw it. The wheelchair accessible ramp. I yearned to have a way to go up the stairs and there it stood my saving grace. A brand new (different than last time) concrete bumpy incline that tipped straight into nature itself. My family carried me up the scary ride I rode in my carriage up the wheelchair accessible ramp. And there I was met with so much poison ivy I rolled and bathed in the green delicious treat! As I came to the end of the course I felt a little remorse for all the animals in the course, forced to give up their tails. I still wonder why the tails were all gone.. then something caught my attention. A bunker. I sped back inside straight to the prize counter and there I pulled out my wallet. I bought the green alien. Then it whispered... "I know where the tails are" anyways super fun! I really enjoyed the...

This is my third review. They silenced me the last time so I must unveil my truth. As I stood in the parking lot I locked eyes with the elephant. But this time I felt something different. I felt and understood his pain. I locked my eyes with his, beady, yet visible. As I trekked the family fun course I felt a shift. I noticed something. The animals… it’s not a coincidence they don’t have tails. It’s a sign. They are being punished for something. But what? As I made my way farther I realized what was going on. There were multiple weak and broken spots in the fences. They tried to escape. These poor animals being forced to shoot water out of their mouth and stand for eternity had had enough. They were forced to turn against each other. The gorilla looking traumatized was truly because he was forced to cement the animals feet down after they had tried to make the grand escape. The evidence was right in front of him… A cement mixer. As we swung our putters with grace only seen in the Happy Gilmore movie, we found our selves horrified by an oncoming realization. The sign had more animals than shown? Where were the lion, the cheetah, and the toucan? As we came to this conclusion we heard something. A speaker coming from the rocks tried to brainwash us. It played a putrid noise trying to silence our woke thoughts. We ran so fast we fell and had to claw up the wheelchair accessible ramp. We were bashed by delicious green treats (poison ivy) as me and my family ate vigorously up the ramp. Coming to the end of this beautiful slide of a ramp, we saw another fence was tarnished. What we saw over that fence, changed our lives. 3 locked trapdoors cemented shut in the ground. And that’s when we realized. That’s where the lion, cheetah, and toucan laid. Terrified we SPRINTED through the last levels. We felt all eyes on us as we tried to leave before we were next. The more we tried the more we noticed creepier and creepier things. Just in time before we were taken to the shed we made it out. We ran past the arcade. In the prize glass there were handcuffs and “marshmallow nunchucks “ and we realized we were lucky to get out. As soon as those doors swung open. Screaming entailed. Overall was very pleasant. Would come again with...

This place is perfect for family fun but while on the course trying to enjoy family fun golf me and my family were deeply disturbed by the horrific animal models they looked more disturbed then I was whatever they have seen I want to be as far away from as possible. The person who made this course has never seen an animal before, the giraffe looks like he is battling depression and severely judging me in the process. All the animals have wonky proportions and are all traumatized I honestly want to give them all a hug. Other than that this course was fun for the whole family! It had compelling challenging levels that called for an hour of fun! The owners were even thoughtful enough to put a wheelchair accessible ramp next to the stairs (check photos for details) the only flaw about this feature is that it's a bumpy ride that leads straight into a pole but no need to worry your fall will be cushioned by some soft poison ivy! After the course me and my family got to enjoy the arcade which had a wide variety of games! The only thing off-putting was the Five Nights at Freddy's looking ice cream parlor... I would recommend this put put course to any family seeking a...