Target, my pack's immortal foe... many battles have been waged, potato chip bags raided countles times, juice packs spilled along isles left unprotected to only be tossed away into an unpenetrable dumpster of bootty so plentiful it boggles the untamed mind.. hear me, and know my kind will never rest until every single scrap of low carb pita chips and cherry flavored twislers and every overpriced store brand box of oatmeal is expelled from its abominal incarciration and in the grasp of its rightfull coontopia, feel our rath and witness our divinity, the age of the coon is aproaching! Mankind will fall! Target will crumble to its pathetically easily penetrable foundation! The staff shall be disposed of the same way my brethren have been by their hand! We will emerge from the ruble to reclaim our promised destiny... -shop while you can, for here come...
Read moreI love to shop here for my groceries because their prices are better than other regular grocery stores in town, plus I can also get regular merchandise if I need it. And I like to go during the weekday because it's less crowded, although there is always big carts of merchandise waiting to be stocked in the way with employees sorting them out. I wish they would stock before the store opens so I can have a hassle-free trip. I do like that the store is kept neat and clean, and all the prices are clearly visible on the shelves. As this is my go-to store for groceries, their selection is limited and I sometimes don't know what to put on my list and I wish it was like a Super Target. It doesn't happen every time, but today my cashier was really friendly and smiled and rang me up professionally. I wish all Target cashiers could be...
Read moreWife and I got hit with arnica ejected off the shelves by their stupid spring-loaded design. Glass containers to the shin and sternum hurt. Almost went ballistic. The purpose of spring-loading glass containers to push product forward without paying a person, seems inconsequential in comparison to the basic safety of not preparing glass to be launched at customers. Maybe I'm just overly cautious, or maybe I'm crazy to believe people will still buy things they want even if they gotta reach or ask for help if they REALLY want it. Either way, they're the one's asking for a lawsuit. As a former loss prevention professional, I'd like to look disapprovingly for several hours upon whatever genius had this idea and whatever loss management person cleared it. Glad I'm not invested with...
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