Chumpy's — Local services in Sayre

Let me tell you about the Chumpsters; lord have mercy, Jesus take the wheel, thank you to the pizza gods for saving me whilst renovating a house in the area, this pizza gives me something to look forward to during the long days! The owner's are beyond kind and accommodating and that pizza, yes, just yes. If you're a thin crust lover then this isn't the place for you - and honestly, the psych office probably is - BYE Felicia. If you like a fluffy, perfectly soft yet crispy, airy but just filling enough crust then GO HERE.

Toppings are ON POINT legit. Fresh and not OD like some of the "pizza houses" that when you order a topping it's like you've got a tsunami of it and can't even taste the cheese. It's all about balance and these guys got it locked down. Even when I order 4 toppings, some how there is a perfect balance as if they understand the anticipated flavoring and know how to limit each ingredient. BRAVO.

Now for the sauce... oh LORT, YAZSZSZS. This isn't your typical sauce, it's got character. One of these guys has gone to heaven and come back with the perfect blend of tomato, bite, flavor, and love and I can't get enough of it. Seriously, very unique and pure to the roots of the pizza gods. It has a SLIGHT kick but more on the pepper level not actual spiciness which I adore. It's amazing, I even ask for a side of it every time because after I finish a slice I need my crust doused in that SAUCE. YUM.

Admittedly my only comparison in this area is Pudgies and Dandy, YUCK, but I have travelled the globe indulging in excessive pizza tastings and I am genuinely pleased with this place. It's consistent which not many places can back up. Additionally, the hospitality when you go there is top notch and you could not leave there feeling a lack of welcome unless there's something you've done wrong.

Go Here and quit getting gross...

Hate giving bad reviews but I hope it's for a learning experience. First off this is not about the staff; the young man and woman working at the time were friendly and professional. We were traveling through town and this was one of the only establishments open on a Monday (note to other restaurants in the area...you need to capitalize on this). My party of three ordered two burgers and a ham and cheese grinder. Sitting inside on a very hot day, either the ventilation system was not on or not working...smoke from the grill overtook the dining room to the point we had to go outside to clear our eyes. We took our orders and ate a block away outside. My burger (I ordered medium rare) was...rare. I had to throw out 25% of it as it was cool, raw meat. The fries, as agreed by my friend, were horrific. Two bites and we both agreed we felt like we were drinking straight oil. Not sure what happened but we both threw out the entire portion. Our third party enjoyed his grinder, but my food experience was...

We ordered pickup, and it ran a couple minutes late, but they threw in some free cookies. Thank god they did, because the smell in the car was UNBELIEVABLE. The spiedie pizza is my personal favorite, the sauce is creamy but so full of Italian flavor. The taco pizza was also perfectly seasoned, and the tomatoes/lettuce/sour cream are given on the side, so the cool toppings are still fresh. Last but CERTAINLY not least are the stuffed garlic bombs. Even without the filling, the bread has a slight crunch but is perfectly soft and, of course, the garlic/salt/seasoning is on point. We had ours stuffed with pepperoni and cheese, and it's served with warm marinara. These are by far the best pizza app I've ever had, I would highly...