Brazils Waxing Center — Local services in Tallahassee

This is already a cosmic novella, but sure, let’s wrap it in a bow and call it a Google review — dramatic, heartfelt, and just unhinged enough to go viral in the best way. Here’s a slightly polished version that still screams “I am living, laughing, and waxing through a life crisis”:

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5 stars Brazils Waxing Center – Capital Cir NE

I called at 1:32 PM in an emotional spiral after getting fired from my job (which, honestly, was the best thing that’s ever happened to my soul). I told KiKi at the front desk that I looked like a raccoon who’d lost a custody battle and needed to get waxed immediately to feel like a functioning human again. She didn’t flinch. She found me a 2 PM slot like a scheduling wizard and gave me permission to begin my post-capitalist glow-up.

I arrived five minutes late, slightly damp from a panic-shower, and was immediately cared for by Jocelyn, the wax angel. She grounded me, calmed my existential dread, and reminded me (through each strip of hair-ripping agony) that I am worthy, free, and appreciated in my body. Yes, I cursed. Yes, I winced. But it was all part of the rebirth.

Afterwards, I bought Step 2: Prevent, with my 15% member discount — shoutout to Daja, who answered all my product questions and processed my checkout like a queen.

This place is not just about hair removal. It’s about spiritual regrowth and reclaiming your power — one wax strip at a time.

They understood the assignment. Thank you, ladies.

Love, JILLY 👑🦒 @JILLYFL on IG |...

OMG how do I Begin this review without wanting to shed tears ☹The Day I came into the Center I was having one of the worst days, week ever! And one of the issues was my bank (hack, in the process of getting new account instead of card cause my card was/is personalized with my sons and me) and my membership with Brazils. I had cash and was there for My appointment. Long story short by Me being a longtime and loyal customer Ms./Mrs. Amy (Tampa office now was at Tallahassee NE office) did everything I mean EVERYTHING in her power that she could to assist me. I cannot describe how much this woman went over and beyond assisting, contacting the proper persons, and assuring that everything would be ok and to not worry…it was my expressions and almost breakdown into tears that gave away my thoughts and feelings.

So from the phone call to the supervisors in Jacksonville to both Amy and Jocelyn emphasizing and guaranteeing that everything was going to be fine and work out I was in tears of joy, relief, and love

Hello, I had a 9am appointment with Jocelyn ...she is AMAZING by the way. However, the young lady at the front desk was not in place when I arrived 2 mins to 9. She finally came to the front and told me that I had 2 more minutes, and to have a seat outside the office, and she would come get me when it was time. So I said ok, and sat outside the office to wait.

Two other ladies walked in and she checked them both in never telling them to wait like she did me. When Jocelyn asked where I was, I overhead the receptionist telling her that she didn't know where I went. I immediately jumped up and said I'm right here, she said i looked out the door and I did not see you. If she would have come all the way out of the office, and looked on the bench around the corner, she would have seen me.

Jocelyn preceeded to take me back and provided my service. This experience with the receptionist was UNACCEPTABLE, why should I have to wait outside the office, instead of the waiting area? Due to this experience, she made me a little late for my appointment. Customer Service is not the same, do better BRAZIL.

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