SpaceShip Weed Club at CAPSTERDAM UNIVERSITY — Local services in Washington

One Star. Because Zero Isn’t an Option.

Imagine going to Narnia, but instead of magic and adventure, it’s just cold, confusion, and a stoner with the communication skills of a concussed goldfish.

No sign. No door. No idea what the hell is going on. It's like they tried to design a dispensary as an escape room, but forgot to include the exit… or the entrance… or literally anything that makes it a place of business.

I call the number like I’m ordering weed from Batman’s burner phone, and some guy picks up sounding like he just woke up from a 3-day edible nap. He says they only do curbside now (great start), and that he’ll be right out.

Spoiler: he never came. Like your dad with that "I'll be back" line. I sat in the freezing cold for 30 minutes—which in weed time feels like 3 years. Texted. Called. Smoke signals. Nada. Guy ghosted me harder than my last Tinder date.

So if you enjoy freezing your balls off while being stood up by a dude who may or may not exist, Spaceship is the vibe. If not? Literally go anywhere else in DC. They’ve got options that won’t leave you stranded and questioning your life choices.

Total joke. Zero stars if I could. Don't waste your time. Or...

Writing this review to call out such a great business and to thank staff here for helping me out in a big way 🙏🏾it was past 12 Saturday and they were closing up. My phone was out of battery and I had already struck out asking storefronts for charger (not even 7/11 had one to buy smh). I ran into Major (sorry if I get the name wrong but you know who you are). Despite having a long day and being in the process of closing up, he let me buy something and let me use the charger that was at the store. Literally idk how I would've gotten home if I hadn't run into him. Ended up being in and out in 10-15 mins with a nice gift to enjoy. This spot is decked out, it's got arcade games and chess. I will def be coming back, thank you spaceship for your...

My first experience at this shop was quick and easy. Last weekend, only one person was working but they sold me two $10 prerolls. They were great but I don’t remember what strain it was. I decided to come back again today and there was more people working. The person who helped today gave away a free brownie with the purchase! I’ll definitely come again.

I give 4 stars because nobody knew if the brownie had nuts in it for allergy reasons. It’s a little concerning to give away treats and not know...