Middle Park Hotel — Restaurant in Melbourne

While walking, i noticed a sign that seemingly kind of "tried" to say 'Merry Christmas' in a very lazy or offensive way. But instead of "Christ", was "x" instead.

Was it an attempt to blot out Christ, cursing Him for His Birthday? (if that's the case, wouldn't it be better to not do so at all?)

Therefore, i did not enter and don't wish to. Because they had only seemingly pretended to admire Christ. Christianity was therefore most likely a joke to such.

And so, such businesses seemed therefore run by antisemites against all Jews, because Christ was known to be Great King David's Descendant, the Messiah (described in a Psalm titled "לַ֭מְנַצֵּחַ עַל־אַיֶּ֥לֶת הַשַּׁ֗חַר מִזְמ֥וֹר לְדָוִֽד׃", set to 'The Deer of the Dawn'). They also seemed therefore to be against all islamists, because islamists accepted Christ absolutely, for islamists claimed to be on good terms with His Mum, who they accepted absolutely, and islamists did therefore accept every word of Christ in the Holy Bible to be absolutely true, because their author didn't rewrote the Commandments of El, via a deceptive 'Big lie', but was it more as a sarcastic joke that is not allowed to be called false? (with intended flaw included, like sometimes islamists were known to have wisdomed during the production of their idols, such as smartphones - the intended flaw was of course, that God can have a Son, if God wishes to, because the Inventor of Reality is free in the most absolute way).

Though perhaps:

1- Middle Park Hotel management wished for their own names to be forgotten and blotted out, so they blotted out "Christ" (often i hope to be forgotten too, so i blotted out my own name, because why would one wish to be remembered in a world containing many who hurt me?).

2- Middle Park Hotel management did not enjoy english and did a joke against a bad language (that's acceptable, i hate english and was brainwashed into using it to communicate, it had many flaws as presented to me, i hate english and other languages are superior).

It is smaller events like this, that accumulated, and made it even to seem like a bad decision for me ever to become Married, and to ever hope to bring Healthy Children into a loving world. There was so much corruption advertised around, and how could i put a Little Child through all of the difficulty that i had encountered in struggling to discern it accurately? It also was impossible for me to confidently approach a Female to befriend for any such purpose, because i was forbidden from employment by CATT, a government organisation, after being drugged by force at Alfred Hospital because of a False Accusation in year 2012 AD, because Victoria Police accepted the accusation to be true because they have problems with interpretation of reality (having not even Married with me, they hurt me with their touches and had me imprisoned and drugged, and while taking those drugs as prescribed, i could not compose or play piano properly for over ten years, because the drugs resulted in loss of thought clarity).

Hope you enjoy this Psalm music i composed recently over a few days, for your Christmas Celebration.

'Qui Habitat', in Honorem Domini...

We stayed for two nights in a queen room over the weekend to celebrate our anniversary. We initially wanted to book the king suite, but the website required us to call the hotel to book. Each time we called, we were put on hold, and then the call would disconnect. We then decided to just go with the queen room as we were having no luck booking the king suite.

Parking was a little walk away on Richardson St. If you're staying here, ensure you pack light, as you will have to carry your bags up 2-4 flights of stairs - this wasn't an issue for us and it is mentioned on the hotel website.

The queen room did not match the photos online. It was heaps smaller and more run-down than the pictures suggested. The shutters on the window didn't effectively block out the light or street noise, and the blackout blind was stuck on top of the shutters, making it unusable. One of the light bulbs wasn't screwed in properly, causing it to flicker constantly. The bathroom fan didn't seem to be working. The safe was missing from the cupboard. The bed made a horrible clunking noise every time we moved or sat down on it. The layout of the room was also very odd, with the couch attached to the wall underneath the TV, so we ended up just using it to store our bags and sitting on the bed instead.

Our room key wasn't set up properly, which resulted in us being locked out the hotel when we left for breakfast and had to wait for staff to let us back in.

We had dinner at the restaurant downstairs on our first night but did not enjoy it. The atmosphere was nice, but our food and drinks were very disappointing. The fries had a strong vinegar taste - which was not mentioned anywhere on the menu. The peppercorn sauce we paid extra for was disappointing and did not taste like peppercorn sauce. The sliders were acceptable, but the amount of mustard was overpowering. We ended up leaving most of our food untouched and went elsewhere for dinner.

On the positive side, the room was clean, and the location was convenient, with a tram station right across the road, an IGA, and multiple breakfast spots nearby. Housekeeping also serviced our room after the first night.

Overall, our experience at Middle Park Hotel did not meet expectations and left a lot to be desired. I don't think we will be...

Upon visiting your establishment for a roast dinner, I had high expectations, having read favorable reviews. Initially, the bar staff were attentive, but upon the arrival of our roast, priced at $34, my anticipation waned. While the beef was satisfactory, the broccolini was served raw, the Yorkshire pudding was dense like a sponge, and the potatoes lacked the desired crispiness. As a purveyor of Sunday roasts, it's imperative that such staples are executed flawlessly. Upon expressing our dissatisfaction to the waitress, she acknowledged the shortcomings. After a brief wait, the manager approached us to inquire about our discontentment. It was expressed, in jest, that the individual responsible for the Yorkshire pudding's preparation should be dismissed. Regrettably, this lighthearted comment was misconstrued. As a British patron, I trust you can appreciate the intent behind such humor. In conclusion, I advise potential patrons seeking a quality Sunday roast to look elsewhere. This experience stands out as one of the least satisfactory in my seven years of residency here. Additionally, fostering an environment receptive to constructive feedback and displaying professionalism among staff members would greatly enhance customer...