No5 Orange® — Restaurant in Vancouver

I recently visited Orange Bar, and I must say that it was a highly disappointing experience that fell far short of my expectations. From the moment I entered the establishment, I felt let down by the lackluster atmosphere and overall subpar service.

The decor at Orange Bar was underwhelming and uninspired. The orange-themed color palette that was meant to be vibrant and inviting came across as garish and overwhelming. The lighting was too bright, creating an uncomfortable and harsh environment that did not promote a relaxing or enjoyable dining experience.

Unfortunately, the service at Orange Bar left much to be desired. The staff seemed disinterested and inattentive, taking a long time to acknowledge our presence and even longer to take our orders. Throughout the evening, we struggled to get the attention of waitstaff, and our requests were often forgotten or ignored. It was clear that customer satisfaction was not a priority for the staff at Orange Bar.

Moving on to the food and drinks, they were equally disappointing. The menu lacked creativity and variety, with uninspiring choices that failed to excite the palate. The dishes we ordered were bland and lacking in flavor, and the presentation was unimpressive. The cocktails, touted as specialty drinks, were mediocre at best, lacking in both taste and presentation.

To make matters worse, the prices at Orange Bar were exorbitant considering the overall poor quality of the experience. It felt like a complete waste of money to pay such high prices for subpar food, lackluster service, and an unappealing atmosphere.

Based on my experience, I cannot recommend Orange Bar to others. The underwhelming atmosphere, inattentive service, mediocre food and drinks, and high prices make it a disappointing choice for a night out. I suggest exploring other options in the area that prioritize customer satisfaction and offer a more enjoyable...

The Not-So-Sweet Side of No5 Orange: The Pricey Water Saga 🍊💧

Review: I recently visited No5 Orange for a fun night out with my buddy, and let me tell you, our experience was quite the rollercoaster of emotions! We picked a spot right by the dance stage because it was emptier than my wallet after paying for parking in Vancouver (ouch, right?).

As we settled in to enjoy the show, we noticed one dancer's friend sitting nearby, cheering her on like a supportive mom at a soccer game. You'd think this would've been a wholesome moment, but plot twist! At the end of the performance, the friend pointed at me like I'd just been selected for "The Price is Right," insisting I tip for the dance. Now, I'm no expert on No5 Orange etiquette, but I didn't see any signs (other than the "sit at your own risk" warning) that mentioned a mandatory tip.

My buddy, a No5 Orange regular, was as confused as a lost tourist in Gastown. The dancer then tried to guilt-trip us by saying we were hogging seats for tipping customers, but the area was about as full as a Vancouver Canucks trophy case (sorry, Canucks fans!).

To add insult to injury, we had already paid a whopping $10.50 for two tiny water bottles, making us feel like we were living in a dystopian future where water is more valuable than gold. 💧💸

I had planned to splurge on a lap dance, but after that awkward encounter and the great water heist, I felt like I'd just bitten into a sour orange. 🍊 So, to the No5 Orange team, I hope this review leaves you with a bit of (orange) zest for better customer service and more reasonable water prices in the future.

Anyways I’m still gonna give a solid 4 star because everyone else who was there was...

Anyone that gave this dive a good review either owns it or works there: "Jackie chan"? "A Google user"? Yeah right. $50 per song? I have been to strip clubs from Detroit, to LA, to Medicine hat and not only is this place the worst club in Vancouver, it is the worst club I've been to in my life! go to brandi's or penthouse, they are far better.

The girls are decent looking at no5, sure, but the venue is dirty and the girls are the most 'thirsty' I have ever seen. A girl sat next to me, so I bought her a drink, we talked for literally 3 mins and I told her I didn't want to waste her time and that i was not going to get a dance, she wanted money just for talking to her! i said, "sorry, im not your customer" she got very angry!

Girl after girl came up to me, every 30 seconds, demanding money. One girl told me the club doesn't like it when guys like me come and don't get dances. i like getting dances, but I felt like I was being extorted!

Finally, I picked a girl that I liked, got 2 dances ($100 - 6.5 minutes). She promised the second song would be "dirty" and she wasn't exaggerating.... its hard to even type this.. but... she.. did not smell good (I changed what I originally wrote to keep this post PG). Then she had the odasity to be angry that I didn't give her more than $100! I stormed out of that place and I will NEVER consider going back again.

The entire episode described above, happene...