Let me tell you about my experience of Pizzeria Navis...

From reading previous reviews and external appearance, Pizzeria Navis looked like a great place for the last night of our holiday.

We walked in to a nice setting with a chilled out ambience...we continued to walk and walk before arriving in the dark realms of Mordor to the rear of the restaurant. The rear of the restaurant can only be described as a set for a budget remake of game of thrones set in Dubai. The temperature was unbearable with all of us sweating like pigs, this wasn’t made any better by the medieval table and chairs so heavy the movement of pulling out a chair felt like I’d had a personal training session with the rock.

Once we’d sat down, the waitress began to hand out menus, well 2 out of 8 ain’t bad, they quite simply didnt have enough. It was at this point, in a pizzeria, the sort of place which specialise in making pizzas quickly, in a hand crafted pizza oven...that there was a 45 minute wait on pizzas, we accepted this and began to fight to get a look in at our two menus.

We received our drinks and fair due, the beer was lovely, cold and crisp as well as arriving quickly.

As we were finalising our menu choices we were suddenly involved in a set change when the lighting turned to strobe mode, who would’ve thought that you could enjoy a game of thrones and Kevin and Perry experience with dinner...genius really!

It was at the point we well and truly knew “we f*cked up”.

We requested the bill, had to chase the waitress up for the bill, finally paid the bill and walked out more disappointed than your mum after you come home drunk for the first time.

As previously mentioned, a 45 minute wait for pizzas wouldn’t have been an issue, this is normal for a busy restaurant but as we walked out not a single person in that restaurant was eating, not a soul, very odd.

But anyway, id love to review the food but we didn’t eat in the end...just following suit of everyone else in there I guess.

Overall, it’s a no from me.