Nameless Restaurant — Restaurant in Paralimni

My girlfriend and I have been staying at Malama Beach Holiday Village and we were looking for a nice place to eat for our last night. So we decided to consult Google Maps to find somewhere. Nameless was the first place we looked at, it seemed nice so we decided to try it out.

We went in there expecting the usual, good service and good food. But I can safely say this is the best restaurant we visited during our stay. The service was impeccable. It grew busier when we were there and the waitress gave us a free small slice of cake because of this and how she couldn't serve us properly (taking plates away swiftly, serving drinks etc) but we didn't mind this as we understood it was quite busy.

The drinks were very well priced. We had 4 cocktails which were priced at €3.50 each, which we thought was amazing. The food was amazing as well. We had the mixed dips to share and the mixed grill for main. Our starter was delicious, the dips so full of flavour and presented well. Along with delicious and warm pitta bread. Our mixed grill was delicious as well, various meats along with chips and a brilliant salad.

To anyone staying in the Protaras area I would highly recommend this restaurant! Our total bill was €49 which personally for what we had, I thought was amazing! I would give them more stars but it physically isn't possible.

(I forgot to take a picture of the mixed grill, it...

I understand why this is called nameless now… to be quite honest they should close. Me and my large group of friends around 16 of us went here on Tuesday night. We were shocked at how cheap the cocktails were and were intrigued by the high rating on Google ,so we thought we’d stay for dinner. This was a mistake. Once ordered we had to wait almost an hour+ for our food to arrive , which I do understand as it’s a large group but the rest of the restaurant was empty so I don’t really think that’s an excuse. We had to ask for it sooner and to be served to people as and when it was ready as they were going to wait until all 16 dishes were done to serve them. I understand this in a normal small group but surely that’s just 16 plates under a heat lamp bound to get dry. Which let me assure you that was the case regardless, we had ordered a large selection of different things from the menu including chicken and the jumbo pork chop . Both of which was tough dry and gristly .. not what you expect after such a long wait. The only real reason this isn’t one star is because I ordered some garlic mushrooms which I must say were absolutely divine. But it’s not that hard to get something so simple right. All in all considering the mains themselves were quite expensive it was very...

We had a serious craving for fresh kalamari, village salad and proper Cyprus style chips, this place absolutely delivered!!! Google listed this restaurant in the area, so with the excellent reviews and of course the intriguing name of ‘Nameless’, this certainly lived up to the hype!! The food was full of flavour and beautifully cooked. We tried both the baby kalamari and the rings - both were excellent but the baby kalamari in particular was melt-in-your-mouth perfection. The salad was crisp and fresh, the chips so moreish and the warm pittes with dips just topped a great meal.

We came just at the start of dinner service mid-week so wasn’t busy. Service was genuinely warm and attentive throughout - everyone was friendly without being overbearing. It’s clear they take pride in what they do. A perfect spot in Protaras that I’ll definitely come back...