La Taverne Royale — Restaurant in Montreuil-sur-Mer

Initially we were greeted warmly and staff were happy to invite us in. Things went downhill quite quickly with us waiting far too long for drinks and, when they arrived, mine was incorrect.

We then waited for a long time between starters and mains and when my main arrived, it was, again incorrect. When the correct meal came out it was exceedingly hot and the pasta was baked together making it stodgy and more difficult to eat. A huge amount of cured ham was placed on top but, because the food was so hot, the ham started to cook, changing the taste completely.

When the waitress brought my dish she placed it abruptly and said “do not touch it” then disappeared. I tried to call her back because she had taken my cutlery with the other incorrect meal. She ignored me and my husband had to get the attention of the barman.

I ordered the same drink and again we waited a long time and when it arrived it was incorrect. The barman apologised but none of the waiting staff did the same.

My husband’s steak was almost raw having asked for it to be cooked medium.

The toilets smell very unpleasant both outside on the way down and in the cubicles.

The positives were that when my drink was correct it was good, the starter was very nice and my husband’s sauce was also good.

Overall the service was poor seemingly as soon as something was wrong and brought to our attention. It appeared that staff felt it was our fault and were surly and brusk with us.

We would not return here and agree with many other reviews stating similar...

Le Toqué, Le Touquet — 4 Stars in Theory, 3 in Spirit

Prices? Spicy. Vibe? Polished — like a coastal playlist that knows it’s being judged.

The tartare and beer get along like old friends who maybe kissed once. No regrets, just decent chemistry.

Inside, it’s giving “French chic” with a touch of tourist gloss. You’ll sit comfortably. You just might not remember it tomorrow.

And that’s the thing: the food is fine, but familiar. You’ve had it before — maybe in Paris, maybe in Lille, maybe in your better dreams. Nothing wrong, nothing bold. It ticks boxes, but forgets to leave a mark.

Verdict: A soft 4 if you’re in the mood. But deep down? It’s a strong 3 — missing a little soul, a little “why this place.”

Still, you’ll leave fed and sunlit. Which, honestly,...

My wife and I sat at a table (approx. 6pm June 3rd - it wasn't busy) outside for ten minutes and although the waiter saw us as he was walking around he did not even acknowledge us. Another couple came and sat after us but also received the same non-service and when they got up and left we also did. It wasn't busy and if we had at least been acknowledged we would have been happy to wait a little longer. We went just up the road to Les Artists and experienced 1st class service along with great food. I guess some restaurants have it together and...