Euro-Bistro — Restaurant in Berlin

I've been here with my friend last year to have dinner, because it was one of the few opening places at the late hour. I ordered a pizza and didn't expect much with the quality of food, due to the price and the atmosphere. However, it was surprisingly tasty!

I came all the way here to get another Margarita again. It seems the pizza is freshly made and baked. Full of rich cheese, good crispy and chewy texture and taste of the dough. Not too huge but pretty big for one person. And it costs only 5,50 euros. It's not the extraordinary pizza in general, but it's amazingly good value...

Strewth! These guy are rude. Seriously. I mean, I'm British and possibly a tad over-sensitive when it comes to politeness. But after 10 years in Berlin, I'm used to a little light abuse with my meals. These guys are olympic-grade rudeness! Well done.

Don't get me wrong, the food is okay. But okay food abounds in F'hain, and it often comes with a smile and a 'danke.' Go left, or right, or across the road. Even to Qo'nos. But if you love yourself, don't go here.

If I wanted average food, with bitterness, self-loathing and a 'tude, I'd cook for myself.

The toilets are...

Okay, let's really talk about this place. Quality of food: Outstanding. Service: kind and on par. Let's get down to the donër! I've been around town. I've tried a lot. This one hits the spot in so many ways. We're talking about quality meat where you can taste the spice marinade. We're talking about sauces that taste homemade and delicious. We're talking about generous portions that make a sandwich full and tasty with every bite.

Berlin, I'm not a prescriber of things for the most part. But I am prescribing. If you're looking for a very good donër in the Samitera...