Machete II — Restaurant in Munich

Hilarious. Someone fell off their bike and no one cared. It was a customer and a drunk so therefore didn't matter. The service was confused and confusing. We asked what the house beer was and the waitress wasn't sure. That's the dream. The toilets are also showers, but please don't use them. Sometimes the lights work, sometimes not. Go there, but please, please don't. Actually, now I think about it - do....

Es herrscht in München akutes Boaznsterben, und das Machete II ist sowas wie Custer's Last Stand. War der Laden früher mal größer? Mittlerweile ist es ein einzelner Raum, ohne Tische aber mit Bar und rundum laufenden Thresen. Ständig bespielte einarmige Banditen, Musikvideos auf dem Großbildschirm in heavy rotation sowie intensive Neonbestrahlung bringen ganz klar Pluspunkte in meinem Buch. Döner sandwich sehr gut für €5, passt hervorragend als Grundlage zum recht günstigen Bier (Augustiner €3,60?). Der Umgangston ist...

Superb!! If I were from Munich I’d go every single day. Such a charming waitress who does everything and I do mean every single detail with such an amount of...