Armourada Taverna — Restaurant in Municipality of Northern Corfu

I can only describe our experience as bizarre. We sat down and waited quite a while for our menus. When we got them one of the waiters asked where we’re from. When we said we’re from a non English speaking country he said that he doesn’t have menus in our language. Which is weird because everyone form our group speaks fluent English. We then proceeded to order. The first thing that came was the wine and water. Both were warm. Not a huge deal with water but warm white wine is gross. Then came the starters. My saganaki was cold in the middle, hot on the sides and soggy. Definitely microwaved. Another truely strange thing was that our waiter didn’t say anything to us during the dinner. He just kind of mumbled. Then came the mains. My friend who ordered the spaghetti carbonara, got a plate of pasta with mushrooms, ham and cream. She’s allergic to mushrooms. Carbonara doesn’t have mushrooms. She swapped plates with another member of our friend group who ordered the chicken which was super dry. Tasted like plane food. I ordered the moussaka which was tiny, but came with a generous portion of really burnt fries. Why? Might as well rename the dish to burnt fries with moussaka. The moussaka itself was microwaved and had really hard bits of burnt potato? I guess? I even found a piece of aluminium wrap in it. At that point we just wanted to leave so we asked for the bill. The waiter didn’t charge one of the people in our group. When asked about it he seemed confused. We tried again and failed, so we left. I am still very confused and kind of grossed out by the food. This restaurant became an inside joke, whenever we passed it on the way to the beach someone in our group said that were never going here again. It’s kind...

Out of all of the eateries this place is to avoid. After eating elsewhere whilst on holiday we thought we would try. Whilst being eaten alive by mosquitoes I Opted for the full chicken bbq (£15)This consisted a few chips and a chicken thigh chopped (defo not a full chicken) The majority tasted as if it had been dropped on the beach- very gritty so this is going to the dogs. The wife had lamb chops when it eventually arrived (once the other meals were partially bagged or binned) again what it says on the tin although we think they may be still alive (very rare). A drink of pop costs more than wine at £4.50. The whole experience was £52 euros, no veg, no salad and compared to other eateries a rip off. Be warned. I’m typing this before we fly tomorrow and optimistically hoping none of us get ill from...

Had food here on Friday, got seated and immediately felt a strange vibe from the whole place. Can’t put my finger on it but something was off. Service was pretty good and quick and then the food arrived, and as other people had said no salad (despite being told there was salad) and it was literally meat and chips. My wife ordered lamb chops whilst I ordered chicken skewer. The food was immensely greasy to the point that after 5 minutes rhe chips were covered in grease. They tasted inedible. My wife described her food as 60% percent fat. Her lamb was also very greasy and she couldn’t really eat it. Also both portions were generously salted (they tasted like they were marinated in sea water) but rhe drinks were good so I suppose that makes up...