If culinary crimes were punishable, American Brew would be serving a life sentence.
Oh, American Brew, where do I even begin? I went in expecting an English breakfast, but what I got instead was a hostage situation disguised as food service.
I decided to give them a fair chance, so I tried everything—pizza, burger, pasta, coffee, hot chocolate, shakshuka, pancakes, fish and chips. And when I say everything, I mean everything tasted like it was cooked by someone who lost a bet.
Pizza: The base was harder than my landlord’s heart. I tried chewing it but I think my dentist will be sending you the bill. The cheese was so dry I considered sprinkling water over it like a dying plant.
Burger: The patty was bland, rubbery, and suspiciously resembled those pink erasers we used in school. The bun? Stale enough to qualify as a fossil. Honestly, McDonald’s leftovers after two days in the fridge would feel gourmet compared to this.
Pasta: Imagine boiling sadness, draining hope, and sprinkling despair on top—that’s their pasta.
Shakshuka: More like Shak-shook-me-to-my-core. It looked like it had given up on life halfway through cooking.
Pancakes: Thick, salty, and aggressively confusing. Who wakes up and says, “You know what I need? A sodium overdose with my maple syrup!”
Fish and Chips: The fish was so overcooked I had to check if it came with an apology letter from PETA. The chips tasted like cardboard dipped in regret.
Coffee & Hot Chocolate: If someone melted a crayon and strained it through a sock, I imagine it would taste exactly like what they served me.
L.I.I.T: Ah, the grand finale. Long Island Iced Tea. Except it tasted nothing like alcohol and everything like Rasna mixed by a bored child. I waited for the buzz, but all I got was a sugar crash and shame.
Honestly, the only thing American Brew successfully served me was a deep sense of betrayal and a lifelong story to warn others. If Gordon Ramsay ever walked in here, he’d probably retire on the spot out of sheer hopelessness.
Final verdict: If you hate someone, take them here. The food will finish the job your...
Read moreAmerican Brew, Defence Colony
Nestled in the heart of Defence Colony, American Brew stands out as a gem for food lovers and coffee enthusiasts alike. From the moment you walk in, the ambiance exudes a welcoming warmth. The interior design is modern yet cozy, with thoughtful seating arrangements that offer a fantastic view of the surroundings.
One unique aspect is the open kitchen view from the dining area, giving guests a glimpse of the culinary magic in progress.
I started with their Farmer Pizza, and I must say, it was phenomenal. The crust was amazingly thin and crispy, while the toppings were fresh and flavorful. What really caught my attention was the unique shape of the pizza, adding a delightful twist to the dining experience. Each bite burst with a blend of rich, savory flavors that left me craving more.
To complement the meal, I ordered an Affogato Coffee made with their in-house ice cream, and it was an absolute delight. The balance between the robust espresso and the creamy, handcrafted ice cream was perfect, providing a rich and indulgent finish to my meal.
Service at American Brew was efficient and attentive, adding to the overall positive experience. Every staff member seemed genuinely invested in making sure guests enjoyed their time.
Overall, I’d give American Brew a solid 9/10. From the delectable food to the well-curated interiors and attentive service, everything was up to the mark. Whether you’re looking for a place to catch up with friends over coffee or savor a delightful meal, this spot comes highly...
Read moreThis is newly opened cafe located in defence colony. This place has its own vibes with decent food and low good music. Lets talk about food😋 Sooo i have ordered Smoked chicken pizza (5/5)- i really liked their concept of thin crust square shaped pizza served on wooden server which serves small size 9 slices. Taste is pretty good with ample amout of cheese andbchicken on pizza. What outstanding thing they did is they have given olive oil to drizzle on it.👏
Loaded fries non veg (3.5/5)- i found it bit pricy as i was expecting more of minced mutton on top of it but it was less as per my expectations, but still it was good and different from others.
Picante affair ( 5/5)- it is basically fruit based watermelon slush. Presentation and taste of mocktail was upto the mark. I really like the concept of slush mixed with watermelon pieces. The taste of drink combined with salt on rim gives a puchy effect.
Winter slush (5/5this is one of its kind based on berries.I was much impressed with presentation of this cocktail when server bought on our table with burning cinnamon stick on top🤩 Oveall my experience was highly satisfactory with mr avinash's extra efforts for serving me and making my visit much memorable. Definately vising very soon again🤟
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