Well if you got a wingo, Take her up to ringo, Where the waxies sing o all the day, If youve had your fill of porter, And you cant go any further, Give yer man the order "Back to the Quay" And take her up to Monto, Monto, Monto, Take her up to Monto, langeroo, to you.
The Dirty Duke of Gloucester The dirty old imposter, Took his mot and lost her up the Furry Glen, He first put on his bowler, Then he buttoned up his trousers, And he whistled for a growler And he said "My man", Take me up to Monto, Monto, Monto, Take me up to Monto, langeroo, to you.
You see the Dublin Fusiliers, The dirty old bamboozileers, They went to get the childer one, two, three, Marchin from the linenhall Theres one for every canonball, And Vickis going to send yis all oer the sea, But first go up to Monto, Monto, Monto, First go up to Monto, langeroo, to you.
When the Tzar of Russia And the King of Prussia, Landed in the Phoenix Park in a big balloon, They asked the Police band to play The Wearing of the Green, But the buggers in the Depot Didnt know that tune, So they both went up to Monto, Monto, Mont, They both went up to Monto, langeroo, to you.
The Queen she came to call on us, She wanted to see all of us, Im glad she didnt fall on us, Shes eighteen stone, Mr. me Lord Mayor, sez she, Is this all youve got to show to me? Why no, maam, there is more to see, Pg mo thin,
And he took her up to Monto, Monto, Monto, He took her up to Monto,...
Read moreIn short Montos quality, value, service and staff are second to none. If you’d like to continue reading please do…. I’m visiting family in Crumlin, from Canada.
My first day I had breakfast at an expensive overrated place in the SuperValu plaza. I won’t mention the name.
I had 8 breakfasts and 1 dinner at Montos. The staffs attention to detail and hospitality is incredible. Special thanks to Abdul the owner who is extremely passionate about his business. He works just has hard as his employees.
Time and time again I saw the consistency of quality and ability to deliver customized options.
The value and quality are truly one of a kind. I typically “made my own breakfast” which consisted of 3 bacon, 2 eggs toast and beans all For under 10€.
The bacon is grilled not fried and is absolutely a treat. The dinner we had consisted of steak, pasta, Turkey and ham all were incredible. The Turkey and ham meals came with your choice of various handmade desserts.
If you’re reading this far, don’t debate attending any other local breakfast place without trying Montos first.
Once you walk through the door, you really feel like family.
Thanks a million for making my vacation that much...
Read moreI ordered a family meal for delivery for Montos Restaurant, Sundrive. The order cost nearly €100 and arrived over 2 hours later (on a Monday!!).
Overall, the food was bland and lacked seasoning and flavour. The lasagne was palatable. I ordered the Penne Al' Arrabbiata with Chicken, which was the worst I've ever had. The chicken was questionable - dry and had a very strange texture for chicken. The arrabbiata sauce was poor, and they went way too heavy on the oil, which gave it a poor consistency. Chips were soggy and tastless... and also had a random, fried mushroom in one of the bags! Banoffee portions were ordered to share - they were tiny and arrived squashed in the boxes. Taste was okay, although they were very light on the banana.
Far from restaurant quality, it's more like a chipper. Maybe it's a better experience if you visit in-person... maybe the head and sous chefs had a night off when we ordered. Who knows. One thing for sure is that the delivery experience did not meet expectations. Our family was very disappointed...
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