Alzaia 26 — Restaurant in Milan

I was to start by saying I don’t want to give this so called restaurant any stars as the food and service was appalling. It was busy outside so we could only get a table inside. There was only one other couple inside none of the staff were Italian (which was fine) buy had very little English (also fine), except the so called “manager.” We ordered the salad basic salad, no issues. We had barely finished the stater when the mains came out, which I should have had concerns by then. My friend ordered pasta with broccoli and I had the carbonara. My food was absolutely disgusting the past was not al dente it was just hard and not cooked. The bacon just pure fat and not cooked,the egg was pure gross liquid at the bottom of the bowl. It was possibly the worst food I’ve had in any restaurant never mind in Milan!!! My friend’s food equally bad and not cooked. So, I complained to the manager, he said nothing, took the plates away went into the kitchen and proceeded to shout at the chef with everyone to hear, came back out,kind of said sorry and he would give us fresh plates of food. At this stage we’d had enough and didn’t want anything, we just wanted to leave. What kind of manager does that in front of guests! Poor management. After having an amazing weekend in Milan that was the last meal out. Please if you have any sense or taste do NOT give these cowboys business they don’t deserve it. To add the manager didn’t even offer to take our food off the bill just offer a limoncello which was a slap in the face! I’m not where other people have been in life to give 4/5 stars on here but it is not a reflection on this restaurant. Avoid...

We entered this place as it looked like a small authentic restaurant but we were very disappointed with our experience here. The service was horrible it took them 45 mins to get our food and it wasn't very busy. Other tables had bread but they didnt bring us any I had to get up and ask them for it. Once the bread did reach it was cold and did not taste good. They didnt have the wine I ordered so they brought me one which they said would be similar but it was not. Did not come back to ask if I liked the wine which i did not. When the food finally arrived it didnt not look appealing in fact it was bland, flavourless and just bad Italian food. The owner or server didnt come over even once to ask us if we needed anything or if everything was okay. Had high expectations for this place after seeing the ratings but left very disappointed. Bad food, bad wine, bad service for a...

I don’t even know where to start. The rib-eye looked like it had lost a fight with a lawnmower, cooked into a dry leather shoe sole with all the flavor of cardboard dipped in sadness. Cutting it felt like trying to saw through a car tire with a plastic knife.

The potatoes, oh dear lord, the potatoes were a crime against humanity. They were soggy on the outside, raw in the middle, and tasted like they had been stored in a damp basement since 1998. Even butter and salt seemed too embarrassed to stick around.

To make things worse, the plate presentation looked like someone dropped everything from a moving truck and decided “good enough.” I wouldn’t serve this to my worst enemy’s dog.

If disappointment had a taste, this would be it. 0/10, would rather...