Burger King Hastings — Restaurant in North Island

I am currently seated upon one of several leather seats within my luxurious car, residing outside of Burger King. Within the past 30 minutes, several obnoxious events have transpired.

Why, initially I was absolutely famished; a dire need for greasy victuals imbued my palate. After a tantivy google-search, I located Burger King, depicted as a “Well-known fast-food chain serving grilled burgers, fries & shakes.” Skimming through the reviews, I observed a mixture of both lustreless, wishy-washy complaints and enlivening, laudative remarks about this franchise.

These quarrelsome comments enthralled me. I sauntered into the establishment, my concerns eased and tummy grumbling. And that’s where it all went wrong. The miasma of stale plastic dabbled amidst the grubby atmosphere. Greeting my arrival were several electronic ordering machines, to which I eluded as I am considerate of my hygiene and did not wish to extricate myself within the possibility of contracting various diseases from these unhygienic machines.

After waiting about 6 hours for the pathetic loser in front of me to finish ordering, I ventured towards the counter, the disinterested cashier stared at me as if I were a grotesque extraterrestrial being. Scoffing, she said, “And what do you want?” A strange impish look of dismay was plastered upon her face.

“Prithee, I’d be fond of a single hamburger, no cheese, extra pickles, and a small cup”

“Whatever”

I scrambled towards one of the tables in the corner. However, I immediately moved due to the deafening rap music blaring through the speakers. The only other table which wasn’t close to any customers was located within one of the booths. A strange liquid had been spilt over the decaying wooden board. Unsure if it was water or urine, an antibacterial-wipe was released from my purse to abolish the liquid.

Fast forward just nigh of 10 minutes, my number-thing was called and I rushed to grab the greasy paper bag which bestowed my vittles’. Back at my seat, I noticed a major conundrum whilst sinking my teeth into the burger… CHEESE! I better hope I wasn’t charged the extra 50 cents, that can buy ya plenty of trinkets from the thrift store, y’know!

This was a wholly bewildering event, given that I had clearly specified NO CHEESE IN MY HAMBURGER. To my chagrin, I flicked open the wrapping and what did I see? CHEESEBURGER written in bold yellow letters! Are these people unable to read or hear properly? Most likely!

Chugging down my elixir of various sodas, I sprinted out of my seat, likely plunging my boots into the random liquids spilled upon the floor.

Totally not worth the $10. I was taken aback by the appalling service....

Very disappointed, made an order, and it added up to $150 something and when we got home, most of the food we ordered was missing, and also all the drinks, tasted like sparkling water, no sugar at all, so I rang the next morning, i was told to email them the receipt and the complain, so i did on the same day i rang them, and its the 4th week now, and i am still trying to get hold of the manager name HELAMAN PLOEG, he still hasnt replied on any of my emails, and plus i keep calling and leave messages but still not replying, WORST BK EVER, and this isnt the first time they done this, it happened before, and as i can see on the reviews, looks like im not the only one complaining😡😡😡😡 we were also waited for like 30min, and the burger were dry as, hardly any lettuce and tomatoes, all you can taste was a lot of...

Very bad service at BK Hastings. I ordered online using app and selected to collect from counter. After arrival at the restaurant, I selected to check in on the app and tried to get into the restaurant. At the door there was a board saying "Drive Thru only. Delivery drivers only allowed to get in". I wasted 30-40 minutes in Drive Thru and when I mentioned that I am here to collect app order they said, collect it at the counter, it is ready for a long time. When I went in to collect it from the counter, food was very cold. I talked to the manager and he said you should have come through to the counter to collect order even if there is a board saying "Drive Thru Only...."

Very...