La Bamba Cocktail Bar — Restaurant in Albufeira

I’m going to be straight with you folks: this nightclub is a disaster. Picture this – you walk in expecting a good time, maybe some dancing, a few drinks. But what do you get? Anarchy. Absolute chaos. Imagine a place where other patrons can attack you, and the so-called security just stands there, watching the show. It’s like they’ve turned ‘security’ into a spectator sport.

This isn't just a minor issue, people. This is your safety on the line. If you're spending your hard-earned money, you deserve to feel secure, not like you're stepping into an episode of a bad reality show. This place is not worth your time or your money.

Take it from me, you deserve better. There are plenty of establishments out there where you can enjoy your night without worrying about getting caught in a brawl while the staff does nothing. Stay away from this train wreck and find a place that actually values your safety. Because this, my friends, is a...

Worst nightclub located on the strip in Albufeira. We were promised free drinks after 01:00 all night by the employees who sold us tickets. We ordered, however they refused and said that they could only give 1 drink per person at one time. At 01:21, just 21 mins later, we wanted to get more drinks, however the barwoman said they won’t give anymore free drinks away. The music is also bad and only french songs were played or annoying beats. Moreover, servers were unfriendly, unhelpful, and extremely slow. Lastly, it smells bad in there. Won’t be coming back and would definitely...

Avoid this place - horrible service from Tristan and Melissa in particular. Our beers were topped with a layer of slime... so naturally we took it back to the bar to show them and ask for a replacement. Their faces were horrified, along with everyone else, when I showed them this nasty texture and they agreed it wasn't normal. Next thing I knew they grabbed the beer off the bar, poured it down the sink and rinsed my slimy hand with the soda gun!! Quick cover-up job. So confused why we couldn't have even just had one replacement drink to make up...