Cafetería Patch — Restaurant in Arona

The staff should no be serving the general public , staff were shocking, very rude ,you would not think that customers keep this place open the way treated people slammed dishes in the table , we were served by a extremely rude Chinese looking lady with 0 customer skills what do ever I would not recommend this place I don't know how she has not been slapped as she deserves it ,very rude keep away and the food was very poor I hope this reaches the person who owns...

Perhaps leaning more to a strong 3.5 star review but let's be nice!

We got the digestion started with some garlic bread, next the Mrs. went for the lasagna and me for the meat skewer, four kinds of meat served with a grilled sallad (really good) and (not saggy at all, supercrisp) chips. On the negative side, only maionese and ketchup as bagged condiments, some aioli would have been perfect instead.

We would definitely go back if we're on that...

Wish I'd found this place 5 days ago!

Great quality food and cheaper than most tatty bar food locally.

Great tuna steak and half barbie chicken with bottle of wine for less than naff fish and chips and average steak pie and 2 pints in most bars locally

Back tonight for steak and chicken beast with starter and wine again less than bar meals on main drag and far superior.

Staff superb unlike Giddy Goose's miserable witch.

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