Unic Daily Goodness — Restaurant in Valencia

Ok lads let’s kick this review of with one thing: It’s tens only Season in this establishment. If you crack the UAV here, it’s Baddies left, right and centre. One of my lads got a move on with a girl behind the bar. It was strong drinks only after that, if you know what I mean. Spanish, Danish, German & 10s from the Netherlands will be awaiting you there, for some Golgo action (If you know you know). Tried to take my drink outside to finish it there, big ol’ Bouncer wasn’t having it and threw my drink at a tree, but apart from that great service. The DJ was playing BANGERS only. Loved it. We were even able to bribe him with 10€ to play a Song, good fun I can tell you that much. Roll on the...

DONT GO THERE!

I will start this off by saying that this was the worst bar experience i had in my entire life.

We wanted to enter that place for the first time (!), so we went to one of the bouncers/barkeepers and they told us that we can‘t enter because my girlfriend stole the last time we visited (which is impossible because we are tourists and the first time there!). I thought this is a bad joke at first, i couldn’t believe my ears. He said that in such a volume that everybody around could hear it.

He ruined our night and made us look like crooks in front of the whole crowd by making false accusasions. My woman was feeling very bad after it, which is understandable.

It‘s not that i expected a lot from that dude after checking his bad vybes out before even steppin up. But to claim something that delicate in full volume in front of the whole crowd, even the ‚slow‘ guy (to put it politically correct) at the door should realise that you should be very very sure you got the right person.

Now the whole Unic Bar looks like a circus because of the clown at the door.

—————————————

Spanish:

Empiezo esto diciendo que fue la peor experiencia de un bar que tuve en mi vida.

Somos turistas y queriamos entrar ahi por la primera vez. El portero/barkeeper me sorprendio cuando nos dijo que no podemos entrar porque mi mujer ha robado la ultima vez que fuimos (es imposible porque somos turistas y logicamente nunca estuvimos ahi!), yo pensaba que es un chiste malo hasta que me di cuenta que lo dice en serio.

Aunque ya tenia pinta de ser medio lentito el portero igual me sorprendio con su falta de respeto al acusar robo a una persona sin estar 100% seguro que es ella.

Es un tema muy delicado acusar a algien de un delito sin estar SEGURO que es ella.

Por eso 1 de 5 estrellas y si pudiere le daria 0. Igual despues de leer otros comentarios muy negativos de ese lugar estamos feliz de no haber gastado dinero ahi.

El portero represento el boliche como un . Asi que el señor convertio el bar...

My 60 year old mother got thrown out of this bar because a woman pushed her while ordering a drink and complained. The bartender called security and threw my mother out for no reason. Absolutely crazy...if the bartender had so much power to just turn and throw somebody out for absolutely no reason? Cannot recommend this place, and especially not the bartender with noisy brown hair in plaits behind the bar who threw a customer out because her friend was inconvenienced when ordering a drink. What a disgrace. Security and bartending staff on a power trip for no...