LPK Hotel & Restaurant — Restaurant in Patong

Stopped in for a pizza after a street helper caught me asked me to come look at the pizza. First of all, I want to share that the new owners are sweet and kind people. They were very nice as I waited for my order. The owner delightfully expressed interest that I would enjoy the pizza as "yummy." Her enthusiasm was refreshing. Now to the not so good. The pizza was nothing like I have ever had. I ordered an "American Pizza" that was cited as Pepperoni, Mozzarella, and tomato sauce. What I got was some version that kind of looked like a pizza since it was round and had some type of cheese on it. Never found the pep but the pizza had plenty of peas and carrots on it. The sauce was disgusting. Some type of paste that was slightly sweet with spices in it that are alien to anything Italian. The smell was horrible. The crust which is the heart of any decent pizza was raw and undercooked even after sent it back to be cooked a bit more since it looked like it was still frozen after a 20 minute wait. I cannot speak to the rest of the menu but my opinion is to send the chef to eat pizza somewhere that makes real pizza and learn to make a decent pizza or pull pizza off the menu. I could not stomach the pizza and tossed it after a few bites. A horrible attempt at pizza. I am sad that I cannot say anything good but I hope the nice owners take the feedback and send the chef to eat pizza at any Italian Pizza in Phuket to see what a pizza should taste like. I really want them to succeed with pizza but they will not until the chef learns how to make a half...

I was quite pressured to order, and upselling on every dish I selected occurred. That’s not enough to warrant a bad review, but my partners chicken stir fry came with red paste came more like a watery red curry soup with no stir fried veg at all… I ordered Indian food. My chicken tikka masala was also very watery, and the chicken was in no way cooked tikka style. It was a small handful of tiny pieces of white chicken with no colour or flavour to it. The naan and rice were nice enough, but small. It’s probably one of the worst Indian meals I’ve had at a restaurant, I cook mainly Indian style food and have eaten the cuisine at least a few times a week since I was young. It wasn’t horrible in taste, just very bland, barely seasoned, not as advertised and runny. I wouldn’t go back, nor would I recommend...

WORST FOOD EVER!

DO NOT GO HERE AT ANY COST! They will drag you in from Bangla main street with false promises and deals, but once you step inside, it's a nightmare.

Sabji: Just vegetables mixed with Maggi masala. Disgusting. Dal: Clumps of salt that exploded in our mouths. Inedible. Biryani: So disgustingly salty it made us nearly vomit. Dessert: Instead of ice cream, they served us plain ice with broken cream. Absolutely pathetic.

The ventilation was horrible, with only one AC and two fans barely making a difference. To top it all off, they shamelessly beg for 5-star reviews, even making "REVIEWUS" the password for their Wi-Fi.

This place is a complete scam, preying on unsuspecting tourists just to rack up a huge bill. It’s disgraceful they even dare to call themselves...