Nando's Hereford — Restaurant in England

[Hook] Oi oi (Cheeky Nando's) Medium hot (Cheeky Nando's) Perinaise sauce (Cheeky Nando's) Boneless thighs (Cheeky Nando's) Skinny jeans on (Cheeky Nando's) Two sides for my wings (Cheeky Nando's) Peri Peri sauce (Cheeky Nando's) Out with the boys (Cheeky Nando's)

[Verse 1: Vuj] If it's not cheeky, you didn't go Gotta make sure it's a cheeky Nando's Slicked back hair, Air Max on Looking real cheeky for my Nando's Walk up to the till, give me some nuts Don't want a drink but I'll take a cup She said "that's for water", yeah alright I'm a cheeky lad so I fill it with Sprite

[Verse 2: Mim] I go to Nando's, it's all popped off Corn on the cob, gets knocked off When I draw for the olives, I go pop, pop, pop Hot sauce goes to the top, top, top My wallet is tight, my girl's not, not, not I'm Asian, handle it, hot, hot, hot Get a refill then I bop, bop, bop I've got two in my hand, I wanna drop, drop drop

[Hook] Oi oi (Cheeky Nando's) Medium hot (Cheeky Nando's) Perinaise sauce (Cheeky Nando's) Boneless thighs (Cheeky Nando's) Skinny jeans on (Cheeky Nando's) Two sides of wings (Cheeky Nando's) Peri Peri sauce (Cheeky Nando's) Out with the boys (Cheeky Nando's)

[Verse 3: Mim] I've got a bottomless drink and a line in my head I'll take a rice and a garlic bread Mash potato, you know I'm real Fino sides for the vegan meal

[Verse 4: Vuj] Halloumi, come through me, Julie KFC boys, they wanna try and screw me? Banter, chicken gets wrapped up Don't like Nando's? Go home you're an actor

[Bridge: Claira Hermet] Excuse me, have you been to Nando's before?

[Verse 5: Klayze] You what? I bring all my birds to this spot Extra small jeans, plain white top Don't be shy with the sauces love Oh hello, you're gorgeous love Get the perinaise out, sort us a tub Proper naughty bit of grub Yeah, everything's fine with my meal I just sat myself down, chill I'm sweet for the nuts and the olives You're hotter than the ten chillis in my wallet You like that one? When you're next out, try that one A bit of banter with James and Steve But if it ain't cheeky enough, we'll leave

[Hook] Oi oi (Cheeky Nando's) Medium hot (Cheeky Nando's) Perinaise sauce (Cheeky Nando's) Boneless thighs (Cheeky Nando's) Skinny jeans on (Cheeky Nando's) Two sides of wings (Cheeky Nando's) Peri Peri sauce (Cheeky Nando's) Out with the boys (Cheeky Nando's)

But seriously its actually really good food...

Had takeaway food from Nandos twice in the last month and both times the chicken thighs have been burnt and dried out I choose thighs because they are supposed to be less dry than chicken breast but both times the food has ended up in the bin and all you can taste is a burnt charcoal taste no flavours of the meat or the marinade very disappointing especially as I live over an hour away and at the cost of the meal it’s a total waste of money Also every time you go to sit in at hereford there is cold air blasting from above which makes you cold and your food cold too wherever you sit the only two tables that are warm are the ones next to the hand washing facilities have asked in the past about turning the air condition down usually to be ignored or told by a member of staff they will do it and then they walk off to chat with their colleagues very...

STAY WELL CLEAR!

I ordered a takeaway in store and was told it would be 5-10 minutes. 25 minutes later, having watched the chaos of the takeaway/delivery section and food. sat on the side for 10-15 minutes going cold, I was given my food.

Sure enough, I get home (a five minute drive) and everything is stone cold and needed microwaving. I phoned the store that night to see if the Duty Manager could help but he advised me to email Nandos directly. I received a prompt but pitiful response that only acknowledged the wait not the cold food and a woeful voucher off. I challenged the offer and was told it was to “go towards a more positive experience”.

Sorry Nandos, you won’t have the chance. I will just cook at home and save my money on what is simply over priced flavoured...