Orange Fish And Chips — Restaurant in England

Rating:** -1, but only because science hasn’t invented negative infinity yet.

Dining here was like starring in a hidden camera show where the joke is “see how far we can push someone before they completely lose the will to live.”

We ordered food, and in a plot twist nobody asked for, we were served… mystery meals. Was there an apology? Oh, sweet summer child — no. The staff’s reaction gave me strong “You’ll eat what you’re given and you’ll like it” orphanage vibes. Customer service? Imagine a black hole — sucking in energy, warmth, and human decency. That’s them.

The tables? Unmasked crime scenes. Crumbs, spills, sticky patches of unknown origin — a forensic investigator’s dream. No wiping, no cleaning, just a silent dare for you to lay your elbows down and roll the dice with your immune system.

The food itself was… artistic. And by artistic, I mean abstract — in texture, flavour, and temperature. Cold in some spots, lukewarm in others, and somehow managing to taste like it was both overcooked and undercooked at the same time. Honestly, if a two-year-old made this, I’d demand to speak to their manager too.

Overall? This place isn’t a TO restaurant, it’s an experience. The kind you tell your grandkids about as a cautionary tale. The kind they’ll think you’re exaggerating about — until they go there themselves.

Would I return? Absolutely — if the alternative was being force-fed gravel in a prison cafeteria during a...

My son asked: What is the one star for ? Because we should have given zero! So we arrive, tables and floors covered with leftover boxes and food ( should have left at that point but I thought perhaps they were short of staff.) Toilets were without any toilet paper or soap. We checked every cubicle. When I asked 3 staff members all said they haven’t got any toilet paper nor soap. Ordered our food, and while we waited I picked up the rubbish from and around a table. Food was very poor quality, chips undercooked, fish batter was drenched in oil and didn’t have any of the crispy batter on it, so we just peeled it off. Seafood: one of the two squid rings were fried so much that it was dark brown and so hard like a piece of stick :(((, two pieces of scampi and two pieces of shrimp plus a small portion of chips for £13. Very disappointing, £52!!!!!!!!...

STAY AWAY FROM THIS FISH AND CHIPS SHOP, AND ITS NOT HALAL Very unhygienic Would give 0 stars if I could. Disgusting food no quality at all never had such tasteless fish and chips before. Very poor quality and smelly food, chips and fish uncooked. The worst shawarma I've tasted in my life. The so called "naan" is nothing more than a microwavable bread. Shawarma was super dry, definitely must have been sat there for at least 2 weeks. And incredibly over priced for what you get and to top it all off they charge you for ketchup!! My son had stomach pains for 2 days after consuming their shawarma. The service was very slow and the lady on the counter was pretty rude. Tables and floors covered with leftover boxes and food. FULL OF RUBISH. I asked the lady on counter “is it halal” she said I can’t guarantee the only one thing I know that my...