Cheeky Panda — Restaurant in London

1 star is even too generous, especially for the service! My order took over 1 hour (almost 2hrs) to arrive although it was estimated to arrive within 15-30mins. Literally felt like I was being held hostage because the number provided on the Uber app to contact the restaurant says: "Caller does not accept calls from this location". Even googled the number and it was the same number with the same message about location. Also no way of tracking the order as Uber says the restaurant is using their own driver to deliver. But no way to contact the restaurant. Ended up calling Uber eats to complain and why they have such a restaurant on their app. The ordered finally arrived whiles on the phone to Uber support and they heard me telling the driver off. So happy they refunded my money because the food is unedible (I'm sad as I was starving). The chips were overcooked and full of oil, the prawn fried rice is nothing to sing about and the orange duck is smothered in slimy gooey liquid (not as pictured) so did not eat that either. Order here at your own risk, the restaurant has no respect or...

PLEASE NOTE NOT 1 STAR THIS PLACE DOES NOT DESERVE 1 STAR Wow look out for this awful takeaway ALSO called cheeky Chinese on UberEats, I doubt this was cooked by anyone with any Chinese culinary skills, and if they did they need to go back to school, look at the 1 pic I took of the £7.99 crispy seaweed, what an insult, salt and pepper chips (had nothing but half a pot of half cooked chips with 2 pieces of onion and a slice of carrot) , crisply chilli chicken was literally dried (been fried at some point in the last week ((I hope)) chicken balls) with the same portion of oinion and a carrot slice as above, no sauce or chilli (to be fair no flavour either) as for the special noodles, I can only assume the special means I must have been special for ordering them, no seasoning (literally at all), boiled noodles with 2 pieces of shrimp and 2 slices of chicken, avoid this place at all costs, I write this after eating 3 mouthfuls (god knows what the end result will be at the other end) SERIOUSLY DO NOT PUT YOURSELF THROUGH IT - ITS...

This is the worst, poorest tasting and over priced Chinese takeaway I have ever had. The food is incredibly dry and bland. The uber eats marketing is exceptionally misleading. Just compare the marketing photo on the left with the actual product on the right and notice the difference. They were incredibly stingy with the prawns and there was zero flavour. I would urge uber eats to remove the restaurant from their list and I would urge a serious review of the restaurant by the...