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Fuckoffee
Description
Cafe with quirky wall hangings, colourful tables and an extensive menu of organic coffee and cake.
Nearby attractions
White Cube
144-152, Bermondsey St, London SE1 3TQ, United Kingdom
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183, 185 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, United Kingdom
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193 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, United Kingdom
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London Glassblowing
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Ugly Duck
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Kristin Hjellegjerde Gallery
36 Tanner St, London SE1 3LD, United Kingdom
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Hakata Ramen + Bar
177 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, United Kingdom
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171 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, United Kingdom
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124 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3TX, United Kingdom
Flour & Grape
214 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3TQ, United Kingdom
Cafe Murano Bermondsey
184 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3TQ, United Kingdom
Pizarro
194 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3TQ, United Kingdom
Baccalà Seafood & Wine - Restaurant London Bridge
Unit B3, 194 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3TQ, United Kingdom
José
104 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UB, United Kingdom
Casse-Croûte
109 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3XB, United Kingdom
Caphe House
Caphe House, 114 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3TX, United Kingdom
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Great Dover Street Apartments - King's College London
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Fuckoffee

163, 167 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, United Kingdom
4.4(887)$$$$
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Cafe with quirky wall hangings, colourful tables and an extensive menu of organic coffee and cake.

attractions: White Cube, Tanner Street Park, Bermondsey Project Space, St Mary Magdalen, Bermondsey, Fashion and Textile Museum, Leathermarket Gardens, London Glassblowing, Ugly Duck, Long Lane Playground, Kristin Hjellegjerde Gallery, restaurants: Hakata Ramen + Bar, The Last Talisman | Bar & Restaurant, Franco Manca Bermondsey, Flour & Grape, Cafe Murano Bermondsey, Pizarro, Baccalà Seafood & Wine - Restaurant London Bridge, José, Casse-Croûte, Caphe House
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+44 20 7403 7655
Website
fuckoffee.com

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Macchiato
Long Black
Piccolo, Cortado
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Nearby attractions of Fuckoffee

White Cube

Tanner Street Park

Bermondsey Project Space

St Mary Magdalen, Bermondsey

Fashion and Textile Museum

Leathermarket Gardens

London Glassblowing

Ugly Duck

Long Lane Playground

Kristin Hjellegjerde Gallery

White Cube

White Cube

4.6

(1.0K)

Open 24 hours
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Tanner Street Park

Tanner Street Park

4.4

(280)

Open until 12:00 AM
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Bermondsey Project Space

Bermondsey Project Space

4.7

(41)

Closed
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St Mary Magdalen, Bermondsey

St Mary Magdalen, Bermondsey

4.4

(48)

Open 24 hours
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Nearby restaurants of Fuckoffee

Hakata Ramen + Bar

The Last Talisman | Bar & Restaurant

Franco Manca Bermondsey

Flour & Grape

Cafe Murano Bermondsey

Pizarro

Baccalà Seafood & Wine - Restaurant London Bridge

José

Casse-Croûte

Caphe House

Hakata Ramen + Bar

Hakata Ramen + Bar

4.5

(828)

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The Last Talisman | Bar & Restaurant

The Last Talisman | Bar & Restaurant

4.2

(477)

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Franco Manca Bermondsey

Franco Manca Bermondsey

4.4

(1.4K)

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Flour & Grape

Flour & Grape

4.5

(1.3K)

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Reviews of Fuckoffee

4.4
(887)
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5.0
11y

So this is one of my favourite places to chill out at the weekend, I must have spend every Sunday morning for about 6 months drinking a flat whites and working away on my laptop at Bermondsey Street coffee. I would try and keep it a secret but honest it already out of the bag this place is a victim of its owe success, too often i'll struggle to get a seat on a rainy weekend.

They've always got music from someone I've never heard of playing and the place is full oddball posters & random tat. Pooch friendly with dog biscuits by the coffee lids and the staff are great, really friendly. If you spend long enough there you'll realise the WiFi is a pain and kicks you off after an hour, but you won't really mind buying another coffee. Probably the best coffee shops in this part of London - v.trendy, great for people watching or just hanging out and while away and afternoon.

They have a sister shop on brick lane. Check out their very random twitter feed for nothing but Starbucks abuse and...

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5.0
31w

Fuckoffee in London is a vibrant, unapologetically queer-friendly café that offers more than just excellent coffee. With its eclectic decor—think neon signs, quirky art, and cozy Chesterfield sofas—it creates a welcoming atmosphere that feels like a friend's living room.

The café is known for its strong, flavorful coffee, particularly the flat whites and dirty chai lattes. Pastries like the custard croissant and vegan brownies are also popular choices. The staff are generally friendly and contribute to the laid-back, inclusive vibe.

Fuckoffee is dog-friendly and offers amenities like free Wi-Fi and power outlets, making it a great spot for both relaxation and remote work. However, some patrons have noted that the music can be quite loud, which might not be ideal for those seeking a quiet environment.

Overall, Fuckoffee stands out as a unique, inclusive space that combines quality coffee with a distinctive,...

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5.0
1y

One of my all time favorite franchises in London. I discovered it eight years ago and used to go to the Bethnal Green branch every morning on my way to work. Love the tongue-in-cheek/mad esthetic. The coffee is sometimes surprisingly good/unique (I always drink the black stuff, but I tried their flat whites and they are well balanced as well) other times it is safe and reliable and does what it is designed to do- give you a boost without any harshness.I remember their soups from way back…they were very good…I forgot to check if they still do it. The Bermondsey branch’s toilet art is by far my favorite (hope it is still there- haven’t been for a while) I was ecstatic to find them again near me. Happy to see that they are always moderately busy. Despite the regular flow of people it didn’t feel too cramped when we were there a few times...

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Roberto LRoberto L
Fuckoffee in London is a vibrant, unapologetically queer-friendly café that offers more than just excellent coffee. With its eclectic decor—think neon signs, quirky art, and cozy Chesterfield sofas—it creates a welcoming atmosphere that feels like a friend's living room. The café is known for its strong, flavorful coffee, particularly the flat whites and dirty chai lattes. Pastries like the custard croissant and vegan brownies are also popular choices. The staff are generally friendly and contribute to the laid-back, inclusive vibe. Fuckoffee is dog-friendly and offers amenities like free Wi-Fi and power outlets, making it a great spot for both relaxation and remote work. However, some patrons have noted that the music can be quite loud, which might not be ideal for those seeking a quiet environment. Overall, Fuckoffee stands out as a unique, inclusive space that combines quality coffee with a distinctive, community-centered atmosphere
Izolda BiroIzolda Biro
One of my all time favorite franchises in London. I discovered it eight years ago and used to go to the Bethnal Green branch every morning on my way to work. Love the tongue-in-cheek/mad esthetic. The coffee is sometimes surprisingly good/unique (I always drink the black stuff, but I tried their flat whites and they are well balanced as well) other times it is safe and reliable and does what it is designed to do- give you a boost without any harshness.I remember their soups from way back…they were very good…I forgot to check if they still do it. The Bermondsey branch’s toilet art is by far my favorite (hope it is still there- haven’t been for a while) I was ecstatic to find them again near me. Happy to see that they are always moderately busy. Despite the regular flow of people it didn’t feel too cramped when we were there a few times after lunch.
Sam MorrisseySam Morrissey
Have had many coffees and pastries here, all of which were good, and staff were generally polite with timely service. On my most recent visit I noticed a bowl of "Fuck Trump" wristbands, so while the place is clearly a hive of edgelordery (you can tell from the name) they have decided to bring American politics into what should be a simple coffee buying experience in the UK. Having previously had one of their staff go into depth on their opinions of the monarchy when I just wanted a coffee and a brownie, it leads me to believe that this type of political oversharing nonsense is encouraged by management as a tenet of customer service. If you can stand paying for moral/political lecturing then this is definitely the place for you. Personally I will miss the brownies.
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Fuckoffee in London is a vibrant, unapologetically queer-friendly café that offers more than just excellent coffee. With its eclectic decor—think neon signs, quirky art, and cozy Chesterfield sofas—it creates a welcoming atmosphere that feels like a friend's living room. The café is known for its strong, flavorful coffee, particularly the flat whites and dirty chai lattes. Pastries like the custard croissant and vegan brownies are also popular choices. The staff are generally friendly and contribute to the laid-back, inclusive vibe. Fuckoffee is dog-friendly and offers amenities like free Wi-Fi and power outlets, making it a great spot for both relaxation and remote work. However, some patrons have noted that the music can be quite loud, which might not be ideal for those seeking a quiet environment. Overall, Fuckoffee stands out as a unique, inclusive space that combines quality coffee with a distinctive, community-centered atmosphere
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One of my all time favorite franchises in London. I discovered it eight years ago and used to go to the Bethnal Green branch every morning on my way to work. Love the tongue-in-cheek/mad esthetic. The coffee is sometimes surprisingly good/unique (I always drink the black stuff, but I tried their flat whites and they are well balanced as well) other times it is safe and reliable and does what it is designed to do- give you a boost without any harshness.I remember their soups from way back…they were very good…I forgot to check if they still do it. The Bermondsey branch’s toilet art is by far my favorite (hope it is still there- haven’t been for a while) I was ecstatic to find them again near me. Happy to see that they are always moderately busy. Despite the regular flow of people it didn’t feel too cramped when we were there a few times after lunch.
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Have had many coffees and pastries here, all of which were good, and staff were generally polite with timely service. On my most recent visit I noticed a bowl of "Fuck Trump" wristbands, so while the place is clearly a hive of edgelordery (you can tell from the name) they have decided to bring American politics into what should be a simple coffee buying experience in the UK. Having previously had one of their staff go into depth on their opinions of the monarchy when I just wanted a coffee and a brownie, it leads me to believe that this type of political oversharing nonsense is encouraged by management as a tenet of customer service. If you can stand paying for moral/political lecturing then this is definitely the place for you. Personally I will miss the brownies.
Sam Morrissey

Sam Morrissey

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