Square Pizza — Restaurant in London

This shop was recommended to me by my colleague, he said their pizza's are the best! After looking at the score that they have on google and reading some of the reviews, I decided to still give it a go.

Interestingly, there are no food pictures here. But now I see why. We've ordered two large pizza's since it came as a deal. We ordered them for collection, so I cannot comment on their delivery service. I came to the shop few mins early and was asked to wait which is fair enough. When the pizza's came out from the oven, they both looked like all they had was cheese on top of them when what we ordered was the alligator and the pepperoni lover. When the cashier had put them into boxes, I had to double check with him that this is my order. I even opened the boxes to see if there was any meat on them at all. They've got the order right, but for the price that I've paid, they were seriously lacking toppings.

About the size. I've taken a picture of one of the pizza's and placed a dip as a reference guide to how big it is. Tell me what you want, but this is not a large pizza. The second one was a thin crust and it genuinely looked exactly the same as if we just bought one from a supermarket for £1.50. Quality was poor as well. Even though it clearly states on their menu that all dough is freshly made, I can bet that they use frozen one. The texture is just not right. From the pictures you can also see how greasy it is. I don't know where they soak it in, but if you place a slice of pizza on its box for 2sec it should not leave a stain.

Overall, I give 2* just because it was edible and I haven't had a chance to try their delivery service as I live too far away but the place is definitely overpriced for the quality...

I ordered chips and covered them in sauce. Then I asked for a plastic fork and they told me "they were done" so I asked how I was meant to eat my chips now they were all saucy and they snached them off me and slamed my money back on the counter. To which I said this was a terrible business model and that they should be able to provide forks or tell people they had none before they order.

They surprisingly told me to "fuk off" to which I told them they were all idiots and tried to leave. They then threw a bottle of burger sauce at me which is (as I write this from the safty of my home) undeniably hilarious but isn't as funny when three big Greek men are on one side of the counter and you are alone on the other side. In my shock and anger I said "what the fuk is wrong with you you C you next tuesdays" when suddenly to my surprise a ketchup bottle came flying at me as two men angrily made their way round the counter at speed and made a B line for me. I swiftly exited the establishment and had to hold the glass door shut with my arms and legs to prevent the three men from chasing me down the street before running for it as they partially chased me.

I wish I wish I wish I was making this up, like so damn much, but unfortunately it's sadly true and I guess I'm making light of it cause it was quite a horrid ordeal actually.

Anyway, really don't order from here or if you do don't wear anything nice as it will have sauce thrown over it by a bunch...

Filthy and unhygienic place. Awful atmosphere. Unwelcoming service.

Photo is of the staff hand washing sink, which is in the dining area. The photo does not do justice to how grubby the sink was.

One of the worker's mates came in for a chat, and went into the kitchen for a while. The guy's body odour clung to the room like fart spray. No, the friend did not wash his hands before going into the kitchen. To be fair, he probably should have washed his hands after leaving the kitchen.

Shuffling worker did not acknowledge or speak to me unless essential. He played a very loud speech in Arabic over the sound system. When I asked him if he could please turn it down, I had to ask three times because it was so loud that he couldn't hear me. This is when he was standing right next to me.

Skewer of kebab meat was hung in the window, idling at room temperature. When a customer asked for a kebab, the worker turned on the rotisserie to warm up the meat. He served some warmed meat, then turned the rotisserie off again. This is a recipe for food poisoning.

The grilled halloumi was good. The salad it was on was ok, aside from the rather...