McDonald's — Restaurant in Manchester

I entered this establishment at 7pm on a Thursday and did not leave until 8pm... the following Friday. I decided to enter my order on the touch screens but there seemed to be an error where it automatically logged me into Facebook and told all my friends I was ordering chicken nuggets at 7pm. I went to place my order and it took about 20 minutes as there were no staff at the counter. They seemed to be hiding behind the ice cream machine as staff kept peeking out before one of them was pushed out from behind it. He took my order as normal. He was a very tall fellow, long hair, smelled like moss. He said to me, "Hello and welcome to Micky D's Baby my name is Andrew Byrne what can I get for you?" to which I responded "Ch-" He cut me off before I got the words out, "6 chicken nuggets medium fries and a frappuchino is that all? Thank you so much." He then sank behind the counter. I looked over and it's as if the floor absorbed him. He appeared behind me 5 minutes later holding a bag. He handed it to me and headed out the door. My order came loose. It was a large to go bag with a mixture of fries and nuggets loose in the bag. My drink was in a cup however which was lovely. I sat down in a booth as almost all the Three of the nuggets didn't have any chicken in but they were okay. I sat down in a booth as all the tables were taken by men in suits with questionable haircuts. There was a framed photo of Ronald McDonald on my table with a candle which was wonderful for the ambiance. I didn't order a happy meal but this meal was particularly joyful and there was a misshapen lump of plastic in a little bag among the fries and nuggets which really brought back memories. After I finished my meal I blacked out and woke up on the roof with Andrew sitting next to me. He offered to walk me home but he took a detour into the forest way before we even got there. I hope he's...

Advice before I start: DON'T GO TO THIS MCDONALDS ON A WEEKDAY LUNCH BREAK

Normally not bad but I happened to go once during the lunchtime from hell. The initial queue was ridiculous so I elected to use the machines. There was a queue for each one as some of them were faulty. After 10 minutes I manage to get to the machine and put my order in. I added a sweet chilli dip and proceeded to pay. I didn't receive a receipt so asked a member of staff. The employee found which number my order number and told me it. After wading through a crowd of people I collected my food and left after spending 40 minutes in the place. I then discovered they had forgotten my sweet chilli dip. In the struggle of searching for it my fries fell out of the bag so I proceeded to walk back in. I waited in another ridiculously long queue before finally pointing out the missing dip and explaining the fries incident. Fair play to the worker who proceeded to sort this out quickly without causing a fuss but by this time I had gone well over the allotted time for my lunch break and had to make it back at the end of the day. Overall I commend the staff for resolving my issues but the the time it took to just get a simple lunch outweighed the positives of the...

Tried to have a family breakfast here with my wife and two young boys but we had two homeless people sat over the way from us the whole time watching us constantly then as we're preparing to leave one says to the other he's going outside, gets up walks out then walks back in and creeps around the back of us trying to get into my rucksack but I was aware of this and soon checked him....this was shocking behaviour but after looking into it further this morning apparently Oxford Road McDonald's is famous for this and the general consensus is that the staff are in on it as they don't do anything at all to prevent it so are probably doing alright off it themselves having a small cut of the spoils..you know you take the kids shopping spend the night in a hotel in Manchester then promise the kids McDonald's breakfast..Walk into McDonald's Oxford Road first thing you'll notice is a soiled homeless person asleep across the bench right by the front doors lovely homely family friendly welcome then sit for your breakfast and have another group of homeless people watch you like vultures waiting for any opportune moment to steal what they can... My family won't be visiting any McDonald's establishment again it's not safe and far from...