The Perranporth Inn — Restaurant in Perranzabuloe

Drinks are overpriced. Was told food would be 30 minutes, took about 1 hour to come that was despite no other food coming out. When it did arrive food was well below satisfactory. The pie looked like it had been warmed up in a microwave and dumped in the bowl, there was very little filling inside. Pizza was very thin and inedible like and cardboard box. Gammon and chips also inedible. Tiny bowl of goujons for ten pound, that's supposed to be a special offer more like a special swizz. Cheesey fries you wouldn't give to a dog. Owner only offered a refund for the food that was completely left despite being told of the low quality and poor service across all meals. After waiting so long and being hungry you are going to attempt to eat it. All the food looked worse than home cooked. Food is being done on the cheap in my opinion. This review wouldn't have been written had not a scruffy dishevelled looking bloke appeared, who I can only assume cooked the food stating, "this happens every year". If that's true the common denominator is the pub not the customer and not a good sign. Children went away hungry. One of them was given a takeaway box with 2 fish fingers and some cold fries. Neither eat fish fingers and weren't asked. These came quick so probably left overs. All the food should have been discounted but wasn't, instead we were asked to leave and informed they would be contacting other pubs about us. Nice way to treat a large group who've spent a substantial amount on...

The Perranporth Inn - Where the Slush Puppies Have a Kick and the Fries Deserve a Round of Applause

Well then… what a little gem this place is. You walk in thinking you’re just going to grab a pint and sit quietly in the corner, and before you know it, you’re on your second alcoholic slush puppy and declaring loudly to your dog that these skin-on fries are, quote, “absolutely sublime” while everyone else nods in agreement.

The decor is spot on, it somehow manages to feel both cosy, sporty & classy, the kind of place where you wouldn’t be surprised if James Bond, Jürgen Klopp and a Cornish fisherman were having a pint together in the corner.

The staff? Lovely. Funny, friendly, and they don’t even blink when you ask them which flavour slush puppy will best pair with your fries (answer: all of them).

The drinks? Excellent. They’ve got a proper range that keeps everyone happy, from the beer purists to the cocktail sippers, and of course, the aforementioned boozy slushies, which should probably come with a warning label: may cause spontaneous dancing and declarations of love for your own dog.

Speaking of dogs, they’re not just allowed here, they’re treated like royalty. Water bowls, pats, and even compliments. My dog left with a bigger ego than me.

So if you’re in Perranporth and fancy some great drinks, sublime skin-on fries, and a place where both you and your dog can feel like VIPs… get yourself to the Perranporth Inn. Just don’t blame me when you leave with a brain freeze and...

This place is simply superb !!!!!! Absolute attention to every detail is clearly visible here. Tim and his staff took incredible care of us throughout our visit and couldn't do enough for us. As we have small kids running around We found the staff’s kindness, thoughtfulness and service first class. All the staff was just lovely to chat to, and was charming and attentive.

THE FOOD IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!! We thoroughly enjoyed absolutely everything we ate and drank. We have been fortunate to travel all over the world but here the Pizza was SIMPLY THE BEST ………. I mean the best pizza we have ever had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Afterwards I was told the pizza was hand stretched and made from scratch by the chef!!!!! We were simply all blown away by the texture, thin base and depth of taste and flavour!!! What a find !!!!! In addition The Perranporth Inn is super clean, super friendly and is above all the best venue to watch sport in Perranporth. I’d highly recommend this venue for all as it’s family and dog friendly. Thank you Tim, Natalie and the kitchen staff for looking after us so well. We can’t wait to go back. Highly highly...