It was a normal Thursday evening and I was going to the Oyster House with my now ex girlfriend for a date we arranged to meet outside the co-op at 8:00pm. As arrived very early and rushed from work I needed to go to the loo I asked a man outside the gin and juice (looking back he was a creepy looking man) where the best toilet and toilet paper was and he said with out a doubt gin and juice as I was walking up the many, many stairs as I am afraid of lifts I heard the most beautiful sound I have ever heard I was in a trance the music hypnotised me I never felt this type of way since the good old days back in Vietnam. After dropping the kids off at work I walked through the entrance and saw a very very lankly drummer with a suspicious red tie, I thought I was hallucinating as due to the dim lighting and my poor eyesight (Vietnam incident) I thought I saw Shaun the sheep playing the saxophone and another sheep playing the keyboard. As I got a text from my now ex girlfriend I snapped back to reality but got instantly distracted by the group of 40 year old women who didn't have custody of the kids, that night and were enjoying the music a bit to much and were living up to the name gin and juice, it turned the legs to jelly so I sat down and watched the sunset on grateful universe, ordered food staff were lovey, polite and helpful not to mention the burger to chips ratio and cocktail mix were perfectly balanced as all things should be. Once I dusted off my meal and snapped my fingers, staff instantly took my plate away. Eventually I had to leave thoughts of my ex girl friend rushing through my head I tried to run from it, hide from it but destiny arrived all the same the creepy guy out side offered a soul for a soul so I went to the car park where my now ex girlfriend was and sacrificed her in exchange for front row seats to the Shaun the sheep premier definitely a good trade.

Great night out, lots of fun definitely recommend.